"100,001" Replies (Wrestling Forum)

[Triple A]

Hey guys, I had to restart this thread cause the old one was getting big and putting a "strain on the server" every time it was opened up, thousands of times a day probably.

Quoting from casual forum version:

Restarting this again cause the old 1 was getting too big again and putting a "strain" on the server again... might have to do this every couple of months maybe... The "100,000 Replies" name is purely symbolic and for brand recognition (that is why the quotation marks are around "100,000")

Thank you.Previous "100,001" Replies: http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=99933

[Shadrick]

*ziplines from the ceiling like Shawn Michaels*

[MoFo]

This will be my only post in this thread, and will be the best post in this thread.

[Cool King]

Only got to 50208 posts in the old thread.

At least the last post was a picture of Kaitlyn.

[Lock Jaw]

Never got to overtake Xero in number of posts, damn.

[Cool King]

His legend lives on.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/CJItRGb.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf1217e6768f4c8f6e4e77859c2846c8/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho1_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/05fb252798f8721d9df3a9439c7c9232/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho2_250.gif
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dc289c2e39d8977839f4c6ee61cf383/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho4_250.gif

[Savio]

Natty looks like shes 40

[Shisen Kopf]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf1217e6768f4c8f6e4e77859c2846c8/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho1_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/05fb252798f8721d9df3a9439c7c9232/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho2_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b66c3f74766b3da932e9ea8e13280559/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho3_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dc289c2e39d8977839f4c6ee61cf383/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho4_250.gif

Manikin :nono:

[BizarroKing]

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Greatest Wrestlemania ever!

[Emperor Smeat]

Dolph Ziggler is apparently looking to tweak his presentation.

As WWE Hall of Famer Edge discussed his musical preferences and memorable theme songs during an interview with Alex Obert >of journeyofafrontman.com, Obert mentioned that Ziggler has been trying to get Los Angeles-based heavy metal band Steel Panther to craft a theme song for him.

Ziggler is currently appearing to a WWE-produced theme, “Here to Show the World,” composed by Jim Johnston and performed by Downstait.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Poit]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf1217e6768f4c8f6e4e77859c2846c8/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho1_250.gif
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dc289c2e39d8977839f4c6ee61cf383/tumblr_mx1uzwSsdx1rmad9ho4_250.gif

Please tell me there is a video of this.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

When is the next ppv? I want to win tipsters as then never return to the wrestling forum

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Cool King]

Please tell me there is a video of this.

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[Cool King]

When is the next ppv? I want to win tipsters as then never return to the wrestling forum

The 15th.

[Cool King]

http://s10.postimg.org/6w49xq6xl/kkx.png

[Curd]

<del>Goober</del> Goldberg doesn't care about how much soda pop he'll get upon returning to WWE. :roll:

[Curd]

Natty looks like shes 40

Natalya "Candice Bergen" Neidhart

[Curd]

Ryback's next punishment will be to have the cast of Total Divas strap him down in his sleep and pour hot wax all over. Vinny Mac will personally watch and masturbate. LOL

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/ibltoI3p7gVPaF.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Who is that giving that spear?

[Emperor Smeat]

Rob Lynch from IPW UK

[XL]

The Aces & Eights funeral segment on this weeks Impact was hilarious.

[Volare]

The Aces & Eights funeral segment on this weeks Impact was FUCKING GREAT!!!

[Poit]

Everything about it was just done well. Magnus & Samoa Joe being completely disinterested, the deli plate from the Hogans, the joke about Angle's alcoholism, and Tenay taking Brooke's booty shorts. I think it was on par with the Dr. Shelby anger management videos.

[XL]

I wanted to post it but couldn't get an embed code on my phone. Someone post it for me?

[Cool King]

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[Volare]

Joe and EY we awesome.


"Tuuuuuurkaaayyyyy!!"

[Cool King]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1385912896413/images/large/W06521.jpg

[Poit]

I, uh... what?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a06dd1bd0de0d8df3e8d4e2c6dc36b5b/tumblr_mr139iHIEM1qcluu2o1_1280.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I, uh... what?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a06dd1bd0de0d8df3e8d4e2c6dc36b5b/tumblr_mr139iHIEM1qcluu2o1_1280.jpg

This is why Bray had to make a new family.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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That was actually really good.

[parkmania]

Just thought of something - why can't Cody add a touch of face paint so that we can start calling them the "Rhode Warriors"?

[Tom Guycott]

Just thought of something - why can't Cody add a touch of face paint so that we can start calling them the "Rhode Warriors"?

::Golddust inhale:: WHAT A RUSH!

[CSL]

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[Cool King]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4b5eb50a5cf929a347b9ed273919e9cc/tumblr_mx3wwcj5Sq1rseeilo1_500.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming the amounts are actually correct, these are the current Top 10 wrestlers in the WWE in regards to salaries.

WWE: 10 Wrestlers With Salaries You Won’t Believe
10. Alberto Del Rio – $675,000 Downside Plus First Class Travel
9. Mark Henry, $877,000 Downside Plus First Class Travel
8. Kane, $905,000 Plus First Class Travel And Accommodation
7. The Great Khali, $974,000
6. Rey Mysterio, $985,000 Plus First Class Travel And 4% Bonus On Merchandise Sales
5. Sheamus, $1, 000, 000 Plus First Class Travel
4. The Big Show, $1.5 Million Plus Allocated A Personal Tour Bus And Other First Class Travel
3. CM Punk, $1.7 Million Plus Allocated A Personal Tour Bus And Other First Class Travel, Also Some Creative Control And 3.25% Bonus On Merchandise Sales
2. Randy Orton, $2 Million Plus Allocated A Personal Tour Bus And Other First Class Travel, 2.2% Bonus On Merchandise Sales
1. John Cena, $3 Million, First Class Travel (Including Private Jet Access) And Accommodation (Owner Of Personal Tour Bus), 6.25% Bonus For Merchandise Sales

http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-10-wrestlers-salaries-wont-believe.php

[parkmania]

Taken from http://www.wwe.com/classics/superstars-with-classic-championships-photos, but I would pay BIG MUNNIES to see this actually happen!

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large_lightbox/public/photo/image/2013/09/08_Cesaro_09162013ca_1130b.jpg

[CSL]

look at Cesaro's burger nipples

[Emperor Smeat]

According to the Wrestling Observer/Dave Meltzer, Sheamus is currently pushing to be the one to face Taker next year at Mania since he considers it as a dream match for him.

Sting, Lesnar, and Cena are the other likely candidates based on previous rumors.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Does Sting have to die before he's not rumoured to be facing the Undertaker at Wrestlemania?

[Tazz Dan]

Sting will enter the Royal Rumble as a surprise entrant and make the final two, where Taker wins, but will win the undisputed title at Elimination Chamber. This will lead to a title vs streak match at Wrestlemania where Undertaker goes over and will retire as champion.

[Nicky Fives]

Mysterio making 4% of merch is insane if that figure is true.....SO much money

[Curd]

I notice Punk accepted a lower downside in exchange for limited creative control. Good move! :y:

[Savio]

This is such a hot pose:

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/wp-content/slideshow/2013/08/aj-lee-hot-pictures/medium/AJ-Lee-FB2.jpg

[Cool King]

That pose only really works if you have an ass.

[Vastardikai]

If you ever wondered what happened to Jameson. (http://www.wrestlecrap.com/rants/jameson-answers-the-count-of-10/)

Actually it's a fascinating read. Wouldn't picture him as a stoner, though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That pose only really works if you have an ass.

Which she does.

[Bad News Gertner]

I could find one of Superslim's 12 year old gf's and have her do that pose and you wouldn't know the difference.

[Bad News Gertner]

A-Cup Lee is not hott.

[Asmo]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Recent stuff from the dirtsheets:

According to PWInsider.com, top WWE NXT stars, including NXT Champion Bo Dallas and masked wrestler Kalisto, are expected to be called up to the WWE main roster after the first of the year.

We noted before how WWE Diva Layla has went well over a month without appearing on WWE TV and had been absent from social media for about a month before returning last week.

Word is that Layla was removed from the road due to some unknown medical issues she had to deal with. There is no concrete word on when she will be brought back. The story is that she was given some time off for the medical issue that came up, WWE was aware of it and fine with it.

WWE will air the documentary portion of the WCW War Games DVD via InDemand pay-per-view in January.

Dustin Rhodes polled fans on Twitter and asked if they would be interested in seeing a weekly confessional video from Goldust.

WWE Hall of Famer Roddy Piper says Legends House may be coming soon:

"I have heard rumors that WWE, LEGEND HOUSE is coming out! Baby Jesus!!"

Legends House was filmed in January 2012 at a house in Palm Springs, California. WWE reportedly filmed 10 episodes in the house with Gene Okerlund, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Howard Finkel, Jimmy Hart, Hillbilly Jim, Pat Patterson, Tony Atlas and Piper.

WWE reportedly tried to get SyFy to pick the show up but they weren't interested. The last we heard was that it was being saved for the WWE Network.

More than one source has confirmed to PWInsider that WWE officials have discussed a Hulk Hogan and John Cena tag team for WrestleMania XXX. Cena vs. Randy Orton has also been discussed, believe it or not.

Regarding Sin Cara's status, F4Wonline.com reports that he has been expecting to be released once his WWE contract is up and apparently he's not upset about it. There is no confirmation that WWE has or plans to part ways with Cara yet.

WWE has dropped the idea of doing a Big Show vs. Triple H match and are "forgetting" about that feud for now. Show worked last night's RAW but before that, the plan was for him to stay off WWE TV and make a return at the 2014 Royal Rumble.

[GD]

It seems like the TPWW universe is not psyched for the return of Sin Cara* on RAW.

[Rammsteinmad]

Seeing Hulk Hogan team with John Cena at Wrestlemania 30 is a huge, huge waste of Cena, to be honest.

[Curd]

A-Cup Lee is not hott.

She needs more hormones. I've seen transsexuals with bigger boobs without implants.

[Curd]

But the bigger tits might throw off AJ's balance and strain her back, esp. during her 300-lb. squats. :roll:

[GD]

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I don't want Cena to turn heel ever.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/5c596cbfcdc095144cd1769926f6b960/tumblr_mx882urywk1sbzhteo1_400.gif

[Vastardikai]

Seeing Hulk Hogan team with John Cena at Wrestlemania 30 is a huge, huge waste of Cena, to be honest.

Who would they even face? Randy Orton and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper?

*thinks about it for the moment.*

That's EXACTLY what the match would be... shit.

[Shadrick]

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I don't want Cena to turn heel ever.

This is the cutest shit....goddamn.

[Lock Jaw]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/b724f64bdc4e72ac961c7144c220e248/tumblr_mwxbf9ip751sr9734o1_500.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

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https://24.media.tumblr.com/e32a59f9bca9691e32399989a068fc0b/tumblr_mx96qm9bpr1qguvzfo4_250.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/PbVfVim.jpg

No expense spared making this graphic

[Poit]

Orton needs three arms to beat Cena.

[GD]

"The tale of the tape" was so common before.

[Asmo]

Oddly, that's one thing that TNA did right.
Now, i associate "Tale Of The Tape" with Tenay's voice.

[Impact!]

Lol at Orton

[Impact!]

Also lol at Ambroses face in that gif

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I don't want Cena to turn heel ever.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/4c48ff65fd84c82cf25a29c294451a50/tumblr_mx8evtJFf61sgh8r8o1_400.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/John+Cena+s+heel+turn_af29ed_4541852.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dean Ambrose is so fucking good at what he does. Really solid hand. Wouldn't make him the World Champion tomorrow or anything, but I have no problem with him beating all-comers for the US Championship and having a historic reign with the title.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I also kind of want The Shield to be together forever.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol oh oh, Noid is on the loose

[erickman]

Who would they even face? Randy Orton and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper?

*thinks about it for the moment.*

That's EXACTLY what the match would be... shit.

they can bring in cowboy bob and mister t, and it will be a wrestlemaina 1 rematch, match would be shit but the build up would be cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

Raw fell to 3.53 million viewers on Monday night, which would be among the lowest totals for the show of the past 15 years.

The three hours were:
8 p.m. 3.62 million
9 p.m. 3.56 million
10 p.m. 3.45 million

The biggest competition was the Saints vs Seahawks NFL game but that was a blowout by half-time.

[Lock Jaw]

They are still gonna blame Daniel Bryan for this

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/12/markhenry.gif

[Vastardikai]

She's shouldn't be so sassy, she KNOWS she wants some Sexual Chocolate... :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Surfing the internet while listening to this jam

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Everything feels so positive, hopeful, and inspiring.



Basically the opposite of what the internet usually feels like.

[#1-norm-fan]

So I think we all agree there's a chance we get that Rhodes vs Rhodes match that Goldust has been pushing for at WrestleMania, right?

So my question is: Who turns heel? Or do they go face vs face?

I was just thinking about it and nothing makes sense. Goldust turning and being the heel wouldn't feel right. He'd just be too much of an underdog and a sympathetic favorite against his much younger, much more in his prime brother. But I think they've gotta like what Cody has shown as a face and wouldn't wanna turn him again so soon. Don't think there would be enough heat behind a face vs face match between the two to warrant a valuable spot on the WrestleMania card either. I don't know. I can't see how they would make it work.

[James Steele]

They would have 3 1/2 months to make it work.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really depends on when it occurs but Goldust would make more sense turning than Cody.

Goldust accidentally costs him the chance to win the Rumble and then later the tag titles on purpose because he's gotten sick of Cody's pouting and becoming delusional about him always having to carry the team.

The other way is him accidentally costing the tag titles, slowly getting sick of Cody, and later on purpose backstabs Cody during the Rumble to shatter his dreams of main eventing Mania.

[James Steele]

Have Goldust slowly become obsessed with finally becoming World Champion and slowly descending into that dark world he was in after he blows his "last shot at immortality". Imagine Goldust winning some #1 Contender's Tournament and losing in a huge hyped up RAW title match or even better at Elimination Chamber. He then beats the shit out of Cody the next night when they lose the Tag Titles to 3MB or Axel/Ryback. Bring in all the emotional family elements, all the issues their family has faced, and have Goldust beat the living shit out of father. You could easily make this one of the most emotional matches in WrestleMania history.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/54b86edefd9ceef41c17f1f3fdb2c0fa/tumblr_mxbb7b73zO1rsh24co1_400.gif

[XL]

So I think we all agree there's a chance we get that Rhodes vs Rhodes match that Goldust has been pushing for at WrestleMania, right?

So my question is: Who turns heel? Or do they go face vs face?

I was just thinking about it and nothing makes sense. Goldust turning and being the heel wouldn't feel right. He'd just be too much of an underdog and a sympathetic favorite against his much younger, much more in his prime brother. But I think they've gotta like what Cody has shown as a face and wouldn't wanna turn him again so soon. Don't think there would be enough heat behind a face vs face match between the two to warrant a valuable spot on the WrestleMania card either. I don't know. I can't see how they would make it work.
I've been meaning to do a poll on this very subject.

[XL]

Did they drop the Tyson Kidd thing?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ahahaha, this is allegedly why (according to the Observer) that Eva Marie looked like a stupid bint celebrating after she was eliminated at Survivor Series:

Another note regarding Survivor Series and our criticism of Eva Marie after being eliminated, when she was smiling and celebrating as she walked to the back, which makes no sense if you’ve just lost your match on a big show, this was not her fault. They are teaching new talent that if they are on the face side that when they leave the ring they should smile and engage the fans and play their character, and not sell the loss.

[Volare]

She's shouldn't be so sassy, she KNOWS she wants some Kimbo Chocolate... :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

Recent stuff from the dirtsheets (Observer, PWInsider):

Regarding everything changing on Mondays, RAW is WWE's big priority and as of late, they don't even start talking about what they are going to do on SmackDown until Monday afternoon. Then around 6pm, Vince will want the writing team to give him a SmackDown main event so it can be promoted on RAW, and then the writers start scrambling for a match. This is why SmackDown and Main Event matches on RAW frequently change.

The reason this week's CM Punk vs. a member of The Shield match was promoted is because as of around 10pm on Monday night, Vince still hadn't made up his mind on which of the three Shield members would best fit as Punk's opponent.

WWE has reportedly signed Jasper Orton, the 18 year old cousin of Randy Orton, to a developmental deal. Jasper just graduated high school this past year and is currently out of action with a torn meniscus. Jasper is also from St. Louis.

Regarding Sin Cara's contract with WWE, it reportedly expires in January but WWE has the option to renew it if they want. As noted, Cara may be done with WWE after Hunico worked under the mask on Monday's RAW.

The announcement regarding the WrestleMania location for 2015 is expected soon. The decision was reportedly made three or four months ago and could be either Philadelphia or the Santa Clara/San Jose area in California.

The movie ticket website Fandango.com is in the process of opposing WWE's trademark registration of Fandango.

[XL]

Jasper Orton. Lol.

[Razzamajazz]

fandango needs to come out with a paper bag over his head and shill discounted movie tickets

[#1-norm-fan]

Jasper Orton. Lol.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111124052802/simpsons/images/a/a1/180px-Rigby.png

[Emperor Smeat]

Some supposed new WWE Network details:

We can confirm PWInsider.com's report of February 24th being the expected launch date of the WWE Network.

WZ can now exclusively report the WWE Network will contain all of the RAW's, SmackDown's and WWE pay-per-views ever produced off the bat on the first day of launch in its extensive library.

However, there are some interesting new details regarding the WWE Network and that it won't be available via cable providers.

* Will be more like Netflix than their WWE On Demand service or an actual channel.
* $10-$12 per month with options to buy 6-month and/or yearly subscriptions.
* Wrestlemania XXX teased to be offered as an incentive to being a subscriber.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/436381-major-wwe-network-details-on-csr

[Seth82]

one of the greatest angles of all time imo

this got Continental in a lot of trouble with the local tv station apparently

while WWF was promoting wholesome family entertainment, Continental Wrestling was doing controversial angles like this:

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the video description: Lady Mystic comes to the podium in tears. She's apparently been beaten by Dirty White Boy for last week's hair cut. She begs again and again for Tom Prichard to come to the desk. When Tom does finally show up all hell breaks loose.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think it's about time for Fandango to "mature" anyway. If there is a guy that could really do with a Paul Heyman make-over, name change and image change, it's Johnny Curtis. That guy could be something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's a shame they put Big E. Langston over him, because Fandango could really have been the next IC Champion.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wouldn't put Heyman with Johnny Curtis. He's arguably the most charismatic and likable personality in the company. He doesn't need someone like Heyman to cut serious "this guy's a machine/the next wrestling legend" promos and take away attention from that. Roman Reigns should be a Paul Heyman guy. He's PERFECT for the role.

[Lock Jaw]

Bring back Maxine.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gentlemen, I must inform you that I have some good news and some bad news


The good news is, Eva Marie while smiling after her loss on PPV, teaching us that winning isn't everything.

[Bad News Gertner]

The bad news is, there was a womens match on the PPV


http://i.imgur.com/w6fKz8T.png

[Tom Guycott]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4b5eb50a5cf929a347b9ed273919e9cc/tumblr_mx3wwcj5Sq1rseeilo1_500.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/gayest-motu/ram-man.jpg

[parkmania]

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p320x320/1462982_10151820089111443_63742532_n.png

By Gawd, King! That thing's not made of chocolate!

[Volare]

Theme is catchy as fuck....


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[Emperor Smeat]

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[slik]

Hey everybody imagine WWE diva TAMINA wearing some boss JNCO jeans.

HOW FLY WOULD SHE LUKE?

[Cool King]

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[Poit]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Just discovered Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. Which is great, because I wasn’t entirely married to the idea of putting pants on today.</p>&mdash; A.J. (@WWEAJLee) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee/statuses/409013449482448896">December 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

I remember the first time I saw Vince McMahon without a suit on, and saw how jacked the dude was.

He was announced to fight Stone Cold Steve Austin and I was like "Pffft yeah, like we are supposed to buy that Vince has a chance here", but then he came out in his "wrestling gear" and I was like "Holy ****, Vince! .... He may actually have a chance here...."

[Lock Jaw]

Never in a million years would have guessed he was that jacked underneath his suits.

[loopydate]

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Poor Sean O'Haire. From Devil's Advocate to Fifth Wheel in the span of a few months.

Wonder if he ever got out of that cage.

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

Poor Sean O'Haire. From Devil's Advocate to Fifth Wheel in the span of a few months.

Wonder if he ever got out of that cage.

[/VINTAGE TPWW]

Sin Cara lives there now

[GD]

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WWE was not allowed for a month in my household after Brock Lesnar destroyed Zack in front of his mother.

[Volare]

Epic Epic television right there.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE will be announcing WrestleMania 2015 this coming Tuesday from the Santa Clara Convention Center in Santa Clara, California. The San Francisco 49ers NFL team were the key to getting the bid. WrestleMania 31 will be held at Levi's Stadium while the Hall of Fame and RAW will take place at the SAP Center in San Jose, California.

[Lock Jaw]

If only I were actually in California like NerF thinks....

[Cool King]

Why doesn't the WWE just base themselves in California?

It feels like they spend most of the year in California these days.

[Cool King]

Still waiting on a UK WrestleMania though.

A SummerSlam will also suffice.

[Poit]

Well, looks like I'll be able to go to Wrestlemania (and the post-WM Raw) in 2015.

[Poit]

Why doesn't the WWE just base themselves in California?

It feels like they spend most of the year in California these days.

To be fair, California is huge. Summerslam is in Los Angeles every year. Going to LA from where I live (up near San Francisco) is longer than going from New York City to Philadelphia, across multiple states.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, WM in Northern California. Insane.

[Cool King]

To be fair, California is huge. Summerslam is in Los Angeles every year. Going to LA from where I live (up near San Francisco) is longer than going from New York City to Philadelphia, across multiple states.

Well, it just feels like the WWE do everything in California. :-\

California has had SummerSlam for the past five years, the second biggest PPV of the year, and it gets lot of Raw & SmackDown's and now it's apparently getting WrestleMania XXXI.

Though I will say that I could be wrong about the number of Raw & SmackDown's, as I'm just going by how many times you and the rest of TPWW's "California Crew" go to Raw, which seems like a lot.

Thinking about it now, Texas is bigger and even that doesn't get as much attention these days from the WWE as California does.

[Cool King]

Also, I'm going to start calling you guys "The California Crew". It's got a nice ring to it.

[#1-norm-fan]

If you forget about state borders and just think about area, it makes more sense. The distance across California and the distance between Detroit and New York are about the same. If you're trying to get as many parts of the country out to shows, you've gotta make trips to Northern and Southern California just like you wouldn't go to Detroit and just forget about New York. It just so happens the former is all considered part of one giant state.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, a round trip flight to Santa Clara (San Jose) costs like $700, and no direct flights. Want to go next year now that I have employment.

[Cool King]

I was thinking about the WWE music today and thinking about how Jim Johnston doesn't seem to be making any new themes these days.

The last new theme he created, I think, was Ryback's theme. Since then, it's been all CFO$. I get the feeling that Jim Johnston is slowly going to leave the music to CFO$ and then leave/retire from the WWE. I looked CFO$ up and they've just started doing a Q&A thing on YouTube.

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I kind of feel sorry for them as they've got to deal with those annoying/stupid WWE fans that you get online. For example, no matter how many times they say that they had nothing to do with "End of Days", people still insist on asking them about it.

And when they say that they can't say what theme they're working on, people still ask them what theme they're working on.

[James Steele]

Looks like I'm rooming with Narc for a weekend.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Cool King]

Also, in one of the videos, people ask them if a song they came across on YouTube is the full version, and CFO$ then asked people to send them the YouTube links to these songs and then they'll verify them as being the full version or not.

I get the feeling they're just saying that and what they'll actually do is claim copyright on them and have them taken down.

[XL]

Still waiting on a UK WrestleMania though.

A SummerSlam will also suffice.

Or a UK only PPV where the matches aren't just re-runs of the previous US PPV.

Or a UK Raw where something relatively big happens.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Optimus Bone 69]

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Ha

[Vastardikai]

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Probably didn't even clear Meng's sinuses.

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

Or a UK only PPV where the matches aren't just re-runs of the previous US PPV.

Or a UK Raw where something relatively big happens.

Yeah, those would be good.

One thing I hate about UK shows are the title matches. You just know that the champion is going to retain and 98% of the time, they do. It sometimes makes me wonder, why bother with title matches in the UK?

[Razzamajazz]

i've never been fan of necro butcher, but i'm listening to his rf interview and he's hilarious

[Razzamajazz]

lol they just let the camera run while he gets up to go take a piss

[Emperor Smeat]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I have that shirt but it's got the full F on it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Breaking News: WWE says voting is now open for the Web Slammy awards. Get the WWE APP on your smartphone or get a App Simulating program and run it on your computer.

Edit: You can vote for the Web awards on WWE.com without the app.

[Innovator]

HOW CAN I GET THE APP WITHOUT THEM TELLING ME HOW TO DOWNLOAD IT?!

[James Steele]

Suck Michael Cole's cock.

[Cool King]

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[Razzamajazz]

the last 3 posts in succession = amazing

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Asmo]

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting...
Eat The Turnbuckle.

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Sheesh.

[erickman]

well crap tna is wrestling in middle schools now they will be in vance middle school in bristol next month. bully ray is back to the bingo halls.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Someone posted that awesome "I'd just like to speak with Tom" video, but here is one of my favorite often forgotten about angles. It took place in OVW between Johnny Jeter and Matt Cappotelli. I post this every now and then, but I think it deserves revisiting and there may be some who don't know the history.

OVW was a developmental territory of the WWE at the time, and Paul Heyman was in charge of it, creatively. Some of the notable talent that passed through this OVW were CM Punk, The Miz, Ken Doane, Ken Anderson, Brent Albright, Johnny Jeter, and Matt Cappotelli. Johnny Jeter and Matt Cappotelli were a babyface tag team called "The Thrillseekers," who both managed to score a pin in a match that made them both #1 Contender for the OVW Heavyweight Championship. Matt Cappotelli got injured shortly after this, but stood aside and let his best friend get the title shot solo and stood behind him, but once Johnny Jeter won the OVW Title, Jeter turned on Cappotelli and beat the one-legged man, no longer having a use for him.

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[XL]

Have they done away with the horribly forced Tables/Chairs/Ladder matches for TLC?

[Innovator]

I have always loved the wall of officials separating them before the match

[#1-norm-fan]

Does Johnny Jeter remind anyone else of The Miz?


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Watch that first promo in the video. The facial expressions and the way he talks are eerily similar to The Miz. You can practically sense it ending with "Because I'm Johnny Jeter... and I'm AWWWWWESOMMMMME!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Johnny Jeter reminds me of a cross between The Miz and Chris Jericho. Heel Jericho from his Undisputed Championship days.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Del Rio suffers a concussion 1,500 people like it on Facebook. I fucking hate the WWE Universe.

[Lock Jaw]

He did look awfully confused during the whole Ascension Ceremony thing

[Bad News Gertner]

Saw a guy at Wal Mart who looked exactly like the Miz, but only older, which made him look like Bob Backlund.

In conclusion, in 30 years the Miz will look like Bob Backlund.

[Poit]

Del Rio suffers a concussion 1,500 people like it on Facebook. I fucking hate the WWE Universe.

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[Poit]

"The move that beat John Cena!" finally has a name.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Poor Del Rio. I love that guy, but he needs something to shake him up. Some time off will do him good. He can return during the Rumble Match and make a huge splash, perhaps with a slightly tweaked image.

I hope this doesn't backfire on Hunico. Love that guy too and want to see him get a push. He is really quite amazing.

[Bad News Gertner]

The spear is the worst finisher in rasslin.

[Cool King]

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Watching that live and I thought "Oooh, that didn't look good".

No surprise that it gave him a concussion.

[Heisenberg]

Saw that as well, I didn't see that powerbomb from hell coming as Sin Cara looked to be struggling to get up on top a few times, my brother noticed the lack of cardio of new Cara and I brought him up to speed.

It was agreed at the end that this Cara should face Mysterio at Mania and have Cara powerbomb him to retirement.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Saw that as well, I didn't see that powerbomb from hell coming as Sin Cara looked to be struggling to get up on top a few times, my brother noticed the lack of cardio of new Cara and I brought him up to speed.

It was agreed at the end that this Cara should face Mysterio at Mania and have Cara powerbomb him to retirement.

Then bring back Juvi 'Da Juice' back to be Rey Mysterio Negro.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Emperor Smeat]

A number of sources in WWE have told me that the voting was 100% legitimate. The winners were who the fans picked.

The Superstar of the Year vote was extremely close and yes, there are people in the company who are pointing out that Daniel Bryan won the fan vote but wasn't considered enough of an "attraction" by Vince McMahon to be given a run with the WWE Title. That decision looked like a huge mistake at the time and even more so now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Logo for next year's Mania was recently revealed:

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[Poit]

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[Cool King]

Logo for next year's Mania was recently revealed:

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What's with the "►"? Surely the number should be there?

Maybe it's actually the logo for WrestleMania on the WWE Network, as it has the diffirent WWE logo and the "►" could be referring to the fact that you can watch any WrestleMania?

Just a guess.

[Cool King]

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I've been coming across a few people online doing this.

It's like they've never seen Dumb & Dumber. If they haven't, then they should watch it.

[Emperor Smeat]

What's with the "►"? Surely the number should be there?

Maybe it's actually the logo for WrestleMania on the WWE Network, as it has the diffirent WWE logo and the "►" could be referring to the fact that you can watch any WrestleMania?

Just a guess.

Speculated to symbolize it being the 1st Mania to be streamed live on the WWE Network.

The WWE logo itself is the what it will look like on the Network and supposedly the might become the new overall logo for the WWE once its launched.

[Cool King]

Well it does sounds like it could be true as the current WWE Championship has a giant WWE Logo on it, and if the WWE logo changes to what's pictured next to that WrestleMania logo, then a new WWE Championship will be needed, and the unification storyline is probably what's going to be used for introducing the new title with the new WWE logo on it.

Also, the idea of the WrestleMania logo having a "►" instead of a number is weird. It's not that big of a deal though as WrestleMania's I, XIV and XXIX didn't feature any numbers at all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've read that the plan is to make WrestleMania XXXI quite an interactive WrestleMania, so that "►" symbol could be a reference to that?

[Cool King]

Oh good, four hours of hearing about the app.

[Savio]

Front page of Yahoo:

COMMENTARY | This Sunday Dec. 15, the WWE will combine the World Heavyweight (held by John Cena) and WWE Championships (held by Randy Orton) to determine the "Champion of Champions."

A match that should've been built up for months and ultimately led to a huge encounter at WrestleMania 30 was instead thrown together with little thought and even worse execution.

The combining of the company's two major titles should've been treated like a once in a lifetime event -- even though WWE did something similar 12 years ago -- that fans simply could not miss. In theory the match would be between the two biggest stars in the company and would help elevate them to heights they'd not yet reached.

But how can the WWE expect fans to show an interest in this match when neither champion has done anything to legitimize their own title reigns?
Orton was essentially handed the WWE Championship during his feud with Daniel Bryan. Not once during the series of matches with Bryan did Orton win without interference or help from another party. In his Survivor Series match with Big Show, Orton again was aided by Triple H before scoring the win.
Without a string of clean wins over legitimate competition, Orton will not be taken seriously as a champion. Even though he is no fan favorite, Orton needed to prove to fans he was worthy of holding the belt. Ric Flair and Triple H weren't always the most popular guys, but they still defended their titles without help and gave credibility to their reigns.
That brings us to Cena. A few months ago, when Cena returned from injury, he said he wanted to bring credibility to the World Heavyweight Championship. He wanted to make people perceive it as an equal championship to Orton's.
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After easily disposing of Alberto Del Rio, Cena won that belt and began his quest to legitimize his title. The problem is that was only two months ago. It hasn't even been 45 days and yet we're supposed to believe that he's legitimized the title?
It doesn't help that we've seen Cena and Orton feud before, multiple times in fact, over the last few years. While both are no doubt superstars in the wrestling business, fans eventually get sick of seeing the same two guys feud over and over again.
The WWE has presented this match as "epic" and has tried to say that never have the top two wrestlers of their generations faced off with so much on the line. I guess Steve Austin and The Rock were washed up when they feuded.


But even if the WWE wanted to go with Cena vs. Orton, building it up over a few months would have done more to make fans want to pay to see it. Triple H could've come out on "Raw" a couple weeks ago and announced that the main event at WrestleMania 30 would be Cena and Orton in a unification match. Then, much like how Cena and The Rock was handled a couple years ago, the two could've had different matches against other opponents or with each other to "prepare" for the big match.
The winner of the Royal Rumble could've been awarded a title match at SummerSlam as a way to keep interest, and fans would have the proper amount of time to get invested in a unification match.


Sadly, the WWE elected to just throw together the match -- in a tables, ladders and chairs setting no less -- at a pay-per-view that only the most diehard fans will order. The WWE could throw us a curveball and not have a winner Sunday, but they've advertised the match as "there must be a winner," and I highly doubt they're planning on screwing the fans again.


At least, not purposely…

[Mr. Nerfect]

There is some I agree with there and some I disagree with.

Let's be honest: John Cena and Randy Orton have not feuded in ages. They pretty much had every match under the sun with each other when they did (except for TLC), but it was years ago. Cena vs. Orton actually seems like a fresh major attraction, really. The problem is that these two men have been picked by management to represent the generation, and at present, Randy Orton, in particular, has been surpassed or equaled by men like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Orton as a heel has also had a bit of trouble finding his feet. We're no longer talking about The Viper who got turned face because he was giving off those "Stone Cold" bad-ass vibes; we're talking about an Orton who freaked out after RKOing Steph, instead of relishing in it. We're dealing with a Randy Orton who is petrified that he cannot defeat John Cena. This hardly seems like a clash between equals.

Cena and Orton have also had pretty bad chemistry in the past. I don't know what it is, but neither seems to really lift the other's performance. That hasn't seemed an issue in this feud, as Cena has really brought the promo work and their interactions have not been clunky or stock; but it remains to be seen how memorable their TLC Match at the PPV is.

[Cool King]

The idea of having this Cena/Orton title unification thing being like Rock/Cena has entered my head before.

Having them feud for around a year would be interesting, especially as both titles would become one at the end of it and it happening at WrestleMania XXX, but then I thought people would probably find the storyline to be getting a bit "boring" around SummerSlam time. :-\

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't mind the timeframe of the angle, to be honest. You get a champion and you put him against another champion. The only way I'd delay this is if they do the opposite title switch thing, where Orton pulls down the World Title and Cena pulls down the WWE Title.

[Savio]

I think they should have done it at Royal Rumble TBH

[Poit]

A unification at Wrestlemania would force it to be a triple threat with whoever wins the Rumble. They want the unification match to be Cena/Orton, which is fine.

[Savio]

They could do a finish where the person who wins the rumble is "injured"

[Cool King]

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[Poit]

The full spinaroonie contest:

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[GD]

Punk's interaction with Stephanie light up a smile on my face. Genuinely felt happy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think they should have done it at Royal Rumble TBH

Well, they can sort of do that. John Cena can grab the WWE Title and Randy Orton the World Title. Triple H is adamant that there must be one Champion of Champions though -- thus we get Cena vs. Orton at the Rumble to combine the titles, with the winner of the Rumble being their confirmed WrestleMania opponent. Cena wins the World Title back from Orton and becomes Undisputed and Unified WWE World Champion of Champions of the Universe and Daniel Bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

[Kris P Lettus]

Judo Gene Lebell on the Joe Rogan Experience

A lot of "catch as catch can" wrestling discussion and Karl Gotcha stories.

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Amazing episode.

[Volare]

Well, they can sort of do that. John Cena can grab the WWE Title and Randy Orton the World Title. Triple H is adamant that there must be one Champion of Champions though -- thus we get Cena vs. Orton at the Rumble to combine the titles, with the winner of the Rumble being their confirmed WrestleMania opponent. Cena wins the World Title back from Orton and becomes Undisputed and Unified WWE World Champion of Champions of the Universe and Daniel Bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

You're forgetting about Elimination Chamber in Minnesota this coming year :)



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Ah fuck Cena would retain and Bryan would be booked in a boring feud that doesn't matter cause he's Main Eventing WM.

[Poit]

If, at Royal Rumble, Cena completes the title unification and Bryan wins the rumble, then Elimination Chamber would have Orton getting his title rematch (possibly in the chamber), with Bryan having a match against Kane or something.

[Poit]

After Stephanie said Triple H was one of the greatest champions ever:

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

They really should have had Vince out in that segment as a former WWE champion. Not saying or doing anything, just there for a laugh.

[Bad News Gertner]

David Arquette should have been there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If, at Royal Rumble, Cena completes the title unification and Bryan wins the rumble, then Elimination Chamber would have Orton getting his title rematch (possibly in the chamber), with Bryan having a match against Kane or something.

Essentially this. Or maybe we get Cena vs. Orton and Bryan forced to defend his WrestleMania title shot in the Chamber.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Shadrick]

Hasney, the fuck man

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hasney, the fuck man

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Click that and be very, very scared at the level of obsession some girls have over Dean.

[Volare]

http://podcastone.com/Talk-Is-Jericho

Hell the fuck yes!

[Heisenberg]

Got an email from WWE Shop noting that they are sorry about the delay. Didn't know if anyone was experiencing the same delay in orders from late November and stuff. They are shipping my order from 27 November as of yesterday.

[Cool King]

Royal Rumble 2014 poster:

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

For anyone interested, the whole script for the Raw episode before this year's Rumble was recently leaked/released.

Biggest thing a few other places have noticed was that Heyman's and Rock's promos were all improvised and not on the script.

The abysmal promo Cena gave was because he tried to do the same although his original promo was on the script and was a lot different. Would also confirm the dirtsheets stories about backstage being pissed at Cena afterwards.

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Is it just me, or does Daniel Bryan seem to get a new shirt made for him like every third week?

[Cool King]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

God, the things I would do to Emma. She's so fucking charming and talented. So many of the NXT girls would be welcome additions to the main roster. Paige, Bayley and Sasha Banks all have unique personalities and/or tremendous ring skills.

[Cool King]

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[Emperor Smeat]

A few things from the dirtsheets recently:

There is talk of Los Angeles not getting WWE SummerSlam in 2014. Madison Square Garden in New York City has been rumored as a venue. There is also talk of doing the 2015 Royal Rumble in either Los Angeles or Anaheim.

PJ Braun, the professional bodybuilder and supplement entrepreneur who recently got engaged to WWE Diva Kaitlyn, was arrested on March 28th, 2011 in a steroid ring bust in Danbury, CT. Officers and agents found Percoset, Testosterone, Decadurabolin, Halotestin and Proviron (the latter four anabolic steroids, the former a pain killer). Braun was hit with a variety of possession charges. He got probation and community service once he completed a drug rehab program.

Steve Austin said in his latest podcast on Tuesday that Vince McMahon is interested in appearing on the audio show. Austin said that the two of them are trying to sort out a time that would be good for both of them to record an interview for the podcast.

A 13-year-old boy who killed his half-sister, practicing wrestling moves on her, will spend three years in a secure juvenile facility.

He was practicing moves like the "John Cena Slam" and the "Mark Henry Slam," named for wrestlers from World Wrestling Entertainment -- but there were no fake moves here.

The church members described Desvallons as a good kid, while Louis' stepfather reportedly called him disrespectful and argued that he'd do it again given the chance.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/11/armstrong-desvallons-wrestling-moves-kill-sister_n_4425353.html

WWE released an official statement siding with the judge who said the kid was fully aware he was hurting his sister and not playing fake wrestling.

Even though Raw was in Daniel Bryan's home state on Monday night, WWE officials were not expecting the crowd to hijack the final segment of the show which was done to push the TLC pay-per-view.

Goldust and Cody Rhodes versus Rey Mysterio and the Big Show versus the Real Americans versus Curtis Axel and Ryback in a four-way for the WWE Tag Team belts has been added to the TLC pay-per-view.

The city of Philadelphia was reportedly very close to landing WWE's WrestleMania 31 but the main reason they didn't is because of the way they approached the bidding process. WWE felt like Bay Area officials were more inviting and wanted them to be there. Philadelphia officials approached the situation like they were doing WWE a favor by having WWE in their city. It's said that Philadelphia cost themselves WrestleMania due to their lack of interest. When it came time for various cities to push themselves to WWE, Philadelphia just didn't get the job done like the Bay Area and other cities did.

[Lock Jaw]

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765lbs

[Lock Jaw]

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Abandon Ship!

[Lock Jaw]

For Noid

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[Lock Jaw]

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Akeem

[Bad News Gertner]

Gentlemen, I've got some good news and some bad news

The good news is, the 13 year old boy would killed his sister using wrestling moves was found guilty, showing that irresponsible behaviour will not be tolerated

[Bad News Gertner]

The bad news is, ROH was impressed with his workrate and signed him to a contract

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[Mr. Nerfect]

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Abandon Ship!

I was actually thinking about The Undertaker's interactions with the FBI earlier today, actually. I loved it when Taker got Nunzio up for the Last Ride and Nunzio did the Catholic cross thingy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

For Noid

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It's a shame that Paul London & Brian Kendrick couldn't play ball a bit more and didn't come along a few years later. I think they would be a tremendous addition to the current tag team division.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brodus Clay's impending heel turn has really freshened him up to me. I've never been the biggest fan of the man, but he's showing that special flare that endeared himself to people when he first showed up on the scene. The way he works, the way he acts -- everything seems to work more smoothly as a bad guy.

[Bad News Gertner]

He's not bad in the ring at all as well. Had some good matches in NXT, and he was 50 pounds heavier. Like all bigger wrestlers he just needs to be with the right person in the ring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not trashing the guy's ring skills, just that as a heel he seems to have more fluidity between what he's doing. He's just more interesting to watch to me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Random thought:

Is it just me or in a weird sort of way wouldn't Jack Swagger & Curtis Axel and Ryback & Antonio Cesaro make better teams than their current arrangements? Axel could really use someone to speak for him and he's got a "Real American" vibe about him. Ryback & Cesaro would be bizarre, but their power could be used quite effectively together in different ways. Their personality clash, with Ryback being a pretty straight-forward bully and Cesaro being a more cultured figure, could be quite an entertaining dynamic.

I don't know if I would actually swap them over in some sort of elaborate double-cross/face-turn scenario, but a Real Americans vs. The Swiss-Sin City Cyborgs feud could be great for a month or so. Or maybe Axel should just turn on Ryback and help The Real Americans win the WWE Tag Team Titles, leading to a Ryback face turn (he'd be a lot more valuable as a babyface, in my opinion) and him going on a mission to crush them.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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I forgot this was still happening. Trailer here: http://www.tvguide.com/News/Scooby-Doo-WWE-1074640.aspx

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

Looks like HHH is WWE champion.

[Heisenberg]

sweet tag team idea for WWE 2K14

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[Kris P Lettus]

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[Vastardikai]

I was actually thinking about The Undertaker's interactions with the FBI earlier today, actually. I loved it when Taker got Nunzio up for the Last Ride and Nunzio did the Catholic cross thingy.

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And a nasty Butterfly lock for the win.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Vastardikai]

And I'm guessing this is when his feud with the ring steps began.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wrestling Observer and PWInsider on what the ramifications of AJ leaving means for everyone else on the TNA roster.

Per Meltzer in the Observer, as soon as TNA got wind that WWE wasn't interested in AJ Styles, they decided to make AJ a really low offer, with the mentality that he'd have to take it since he had nowhere else to go and would just have to take what they offered him. Instead he just left.
WWE's offer was around half of what he makes in TNA which means TNA's current offer to him was a lot lower than what they were willing to offer for Hogan.

Styles is currently taking independent bookings and word is that he's asking between $3,000 and $4,000 per appearance. It was noted that Styles' scheduled Q&A tour of the UK was pushed back due to a Diamond Dallas Page tour taking place around the same time but another reason for the delay is that TNA's lawyers sent legal letters to the promoters to make sure they weren't infringing on anything TNA owns rights to.

The main problem between TNA and AJ is money. TNA simply would not give him what he wanted. Now there's a feeling within TNA, with so many contracts coming up in the next year, that a lot of guys are going to end up singing deals for less than they were previously making just to keep their jobs. The feeling is if TNA wouldn't give AJ Styles more money, then they probably won't be giving any one else more money.

He said internally the Styles thing wasn’t a surprise, and that people should probably expect other high-profile names (Roode, Storm, Kazarian, Daniels) to leave soon too if they’re deals come up. Within TNA management there’s the mentality that they’re now the “$300 dollar a night promotion” and the aim now is to find the best, unknown indie talent who will work for as little as possible. While Styles and the other well known names weren’t making huge money, they were making more than that so TNA is eager to cut their salaries. Meltzer said Sting and Kurt, who both make great money, may be the only exceptions to the rule.

[Cool King]

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I forgot this was still happening. Trailer here: http://www.tvguide.com/News/Scooby-Doo-WWE-1074640.aspx

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The ghost bear will be revealed as being The Big Show.

Mystery Solved!

[Cool King]

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[Savio]

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[Savio]

The ghost bear will be revealed as being The Big Show.

Mystery Solved!
It always turns out to be hornswoggle

[Cool King]

Hornswoggle will be that movies Scrappy-Doo.

[Lock Jaw]

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I dig Triple Haitch's jacket

[James Steele]

Damn, Vince's hair has grown back out. Almost a return to the epic pompadour.

[James Steele]

I assume that is during the filming of Tribute to the Troops. Where is it this year?

[Emperor Smeat]

McChord Field in Washington.

[Lock Jaw]

Watching TNA Impact tonight. Return of one of TNA's more stupid ideas, the "feast or fired" briefcase fiasco.

Curry Man seems to be back, though. Or at least he is going to be back for the match. He will probably be fired again.

[Lock Jaw]

Watching on my new tv, I notice that Dixie Carter has a lazy eye. Really distracting because she has big eyes and is drawing attention to them with her makeup.

[#1-norm-fan]

Watching TNA Impact tonight. Return of one of TNA's more stupid ideas, the "feast or fired" briefcase fiasco.

I couldn't remember if that was the thing where three knockouts just opened up briefcases and one of them had the title in it and thus whoever opened that briefcase won the title.

Seriously, without exaggeration, might be the dumbest idea in wrestling history. A title changed hands via a game show segment.

[Lock Jaw]

I think that was one of them, but usually it is just they get a title shot. Four cases, one has a world title shot, one has an X-division title shot, one a tag team title shot, and one contains a pink slip.

Three guys in this graphic for this match that I have no idea who they are.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Just turned it on to hear Bully Ray cut one of the weirdest fucking promos ever.

[Lock Jaw]

Had no idea what he said. Then again, I was only half paying attention.

[Lock Jaw]

They skipped Curry Man's entrance, what a rip-off. Watched this far for nothing.