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[Fignuts]

The Destroyer vs A Bear

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[Vastardikai]

The Destroyer vs A Bear

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I showed this to a former co-worker a few years ago. At the end, they said "If it was so important to him, he should go to the store and buy himself a Coke."

[Destor]

https://youtu.be/25BIVy7g0X8

Tracey told me a story about this (I think it was this one [Its just a highlight so im not sure]) where the bear was getting pretty snug so he popped it int he nose.

Balls on tht guy.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Cool King]

*Bell sound effect from No Mercy*

[Destor]

Really want them to let KENTA go so he get back to work

[#1-norm-fan]

And he's actually on the "wrestling" roster. Can you imagine if they call him up?

[Destor]

I know. I think they want him to learn memphis and I have no clue why.

[#1-norm-fan]

Turns out that cease and desist you thought was hilarious is just a storyline from the Young Bucks youtube show which you don't think is hilarious.

Can you actually not tell the difference between why people who don't like The Young Bucks would find it funny to find out they got pinged on gimmick infringement, but would not be amused by them pulling the prank on themselves? Holy shit.

lol fuck off Noid you odious twat

lol I wasn't gonna bring it up at first because I actually like you (Fandango and all) but that was a pretty ridiculous "gotcha" attempt for the exact reason Noid mentioned.

[Ultra Mantis]

Noid is championing ignorance to justify hatred at this point. He seems to have a lot of trouble with comprehension and flies off on tangents. He's had things explained to him repeatedly and just goes back to his misinformed original view then has to resort to patronisation and insulting the intelligence of others. He might as well be debating himself so I've no desire to indulge him further. Fuck Noid.

His last sentence there doesn't even make sense, and again is a bombastic assumption designed to make Noid feel like he's the smartest guy in the room. Of course I realise people finding it hilarious that the Bucks would get a cease and desist wouldn't find it hilarious that it's a Young Bucks manufactured storyline. My entire post says that very thing and nothing else. That's why I wrote it.

If you read back mine or Hasney's earlier posts we were both alluding to it being a work (of ridiculous proportions), but the responses kept coming so I figured I would state it outright. I like you too Fan, mostly for the ability to add Dango to end of your name, but you're also one of the good guys :heart:

[Shadrick]

And hes the Asuka of TPWW

[mike adamle]

Noid playing ignorant again here.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

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[Bad News Gertner]

https://youtu.be/25BIVy7g0X8

Tracey told me a story about this (I think it was this one [Its just a highlight so im not sure]) where the bear was getting pretty snug so he popped it int he nose.

Balls on tht guy.

Tracy Smothers is a national treasure

[#1-norm-fan]

I think I've been fantasy booking too much. I just had a dream where Neville wanted to prove that Enzo couldn't work the cruiserweight style so he brought in Jushin Liger to have a 5 minute "exhibition" with Enzo to prove that he was shit. Enzo ended up holding his own and Liger was impressed which pissed off Neville. After Neville beat Enzo at the next PPV, he blamed Liger being a shell of his former self as the reason why Enzo was actually able to look competent and it led to Neville vs Liger for the Cruiserweight title at WrestleMania. This all literally happened in a dream. And I don't even watch 205 Live.

Basically what I'm saying is... I can book the cruiserweight division better than WWE in my sleep.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I am in tears

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[Destor]

2nd fav wwe game

[Triple A]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

lol fuck off Noid you odious twat

Nice logic there. Great discussion. It's wonderful to see you respond to the actual points raised. This might actually top "Okay you're trolling, I get it" when someone points out the holes in your, ironically, tangential thinking. I also love the logic of "Of course I knew it was stupid, that is why I said it." Use words you understand the meaning of -- you can't say someone has a problem with staying on topic when your most recent discussion history with that person spirals into you trying to change the subject, create personal red herrings and introduce distracting information. Maybe you should go on about who actually invented being an uncreative fuck in order to point out how The Young Bucks are even uncreative at that?

I don't need to feel like the smartest guy in the room. In fact, I hate it, because I get bored so quickly. I thrive on discourse with people smarter than me -- it's how I learn new things. I haven't learnt the things you have apparently taught me though. I've had what explained to me about The Young Bucks? I joined the conversation on the last page and then you made the comment I directly quoted and responded to. Are you just making stuff up for convenience's sake?

Anyway, I'm done with this level of "discussion" now. I'm sure people with comprehension skills can read what you've said and take it down by applying their own reasoning processes. They don't need me to point out why it's daft. You're a dead conversation at this point.

[thecc]

Kassius Ohno is wrestling for ICW next weekend. 2017 has been crazy for this type of stuff.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Noid the heat magnet.

[Ultra Mantis]

Noid, please do not reply to my posts. I do not agree with anything you have to say and even on the rare chance you do stumble upon a truth at some point in the future, I have already decided that you are an insidious worm and that I don't care enough about you to gain a more educated stance, even if it is presented to me clearly and correctly.

I do not feel the need to give a detailed respond to your noxious posts, as you said yourself, those with comprehension can clearly see that you consistently misinterpret straight forward information to further your own hostile agenda. I do not require a detailed analysis stacked with futile counter points, no defence is needed against your nonsensical accusations. You are a thoroughly unpleasant, unintelligent man, and I hope you can find something positive in your life instead of using it to attack others for daring to enjoy something that you cannot.

Now fuck off you odious twat.

[Shadrick]

Mantis. Fan. Noid.

Let's all go get some frozen yogurt and talk about this. We can walk into the place playing Evolutions theme.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Wrestling brings this out of people. I blame Vince.

[mike adamle]

Mantis. Fan. Noid.

Let's all go get some frozen yogurt and talk about this. We can walk into the place playing Evolutions theme.

Noid only eats Jiim Cornette jizz flavored frozen yogurt.

[#1-norm-fan]

I blame Dale for starting all this unwarranted anti-Noid rhetoric.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Hey. I can't help that I'm so influential and handsome.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

not rich though :(

[Lock Jaw]

#RicherThanNewstead

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

That's a long list my friend.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Also Fan, you and Noid agree on almost everything. No wonder you'd think anything negative towards him is unwarranted :lol:

What would you think would be a good name for your tag team?

[#1-norm-fan]

With the exception of comedy wrestling, I'm pretty sure you agree with Noid on more stuff than I do.

As for your question, I'm waiting for Noid to officially put an end to mike adamle. Once he does that, coupled with my defeat of norman smiley and CyNick, we can form a tag team called "The Troll Stompers".

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait. We gotta fit a Cornette homage in there.

"Troll Stomper Express"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

With the exception of comedy wrestling, I'm pretty sure you agree with Noid on more stuff than I do.



a genuine possibility.

What about Troll Smashers?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Adamle is dedicated tho. not an easy out.

[#1-norm-fan]

They all have their weakness. I trust that Noid has found it and it's just a matter of time.

[Shadrick]

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEEEEEEESSSS

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I blame Dale for starting all this unwarranted anti-Noid rhetoric.

It's a form of jealousy. I know that sounds creepily like the "the bullies pick on you because they are hurting inside" schoolyard stuff, and quite conceited, but it truly is that. I rub people the wrong way because I can back up the things I say. Sure, I can be obnoxious and pretentious about tastes -- I'm a nerd discussing wrestling on a forum -- but that goes for most people in the IWC. I mean, look at how pretentious the fucking Young Bucks are.

It's anti-intellectualism. And I'm not even that intellectual, haha. But look again where Ultra Mantis had to go "stop getting mad at people for enjoying what you can't." First of all, I'm not angry. Projecting emotions onto people is one of the dumbest things you can do on the internet. It's possible to be laughing your ass off while simultaneously scorching someone. Maybe I have created a stuck-up persona for myself given my distaste for most things in modern wrestling right now, so I can ride responsibility for that a little, except the opinion of people who need to jump to those conclusions don't really interest enough to placate to their tastes.

Secondly, this isn't about tastes. That's a straw-man and red herring that folks like to use to try and appeal to masses and people's liberties when they've got nothing else. You might as well say "Well, Noid, stop punching kittens in your spare time. Right, guys?! You guys like kittens, right? Well, Noid doesn't like kittens." You can enjoy The Young Bucks, and I have the right to say "They fucking suck." That's what subjective taste means. Objectively, that's where we get to attempt to put our biases aside (obviously not entirely possible) and discuss whether or not they are worth enjoying or whether they do, in fact, suck. This is the same with movies, music or any kind of entertainment, sport or art. Anything can be analyzed. And that's really the problem people have "Stop analyzing so much. It's geeky." I know that. I don't care -- I enjoy it and it helps me get through the shitty periods of wrestling. Ironically, I could say "stop getting mad at me for not liking what you like." It's a completely vacuous and reversible point.

What it comes down to is that people don't like being wrong, and they don't like it being proven to them. That's why there are people with their head in the sand who still think Trump has their best interests at heart. It's why people get mad at "PC" politics without truly knowing what that even means. And it's why people on here HATE it when people can actually back up their points. Look where Ultra Mantis eventually ended up:

"You're an insidious worm. You are unintelligent. Even if you could make me a better person, I'd choose to be worse." That last sentence is especially harrowing if you really think about it. Anyone who spends a minute talking with me can tell that I'm not unintelligent, as they can tell about you, and they can tell about others. That's not a bragging point, as some would have you believe -- it's application of intelligence that is far more important -- and you can't always help how smart you are or aren't. But it's telling that Mantis had to go to that point. I don't want to project, but likely reasons are:

* He's trying to hurt my feelings. That's a bit sad for him. My feelings are quite hard to properly hurt these days. Remember, I am a robot that just hates wrestling now. And it's useless mud-slinging, because I have a pretty healthy confidence in who I am, so a dude I don't particularly trust saying "you're dumb" isn't exactly going to shake my confidence in myself, so much as reaffirm my position that they have nothing left.

* He believes it. This is the more integral possibility. And it's possible. When you believe your own points and people "refuse to see them," no matter how sound their reasoning for dismissing them is presented, you're going to disconnect yourself from them, and that's going to be where you create the sense of an "other" to preserve yourself. Do you really think all those Trump voters think of themselves as "stupid?" Of course not. Ultra Mantis can't reconcile the possibility that he is wrong when presented with an argument that he cannot rebut, so it has to become insidious, sinister, dumb, morally abhorrent, and other synonyms. It's a lot easier to think of me as some sort of monster that prays on people's happiness and whose logic is a warped form of "ignorance" than it is to think "Gee, maybe those Young Bucks kids who fucking suck are weinies?". If he were confident in himself, he could still love them while accepting they are weinies. Humans are good at doing two things. Ironically, the person getting mad because someone enjoys something seems to be Ultra Mantis. If he is mad. I can concede that it's possible he doesn't give a shit, which doesn't bother me in the slightest, because it's not integral to my argument like it is to Ultra Mantis's attack on me.

Dale gets my goat sometime, and I figure that we are entirely different people, but Dale can also converse and be like "lol okay, I've got nothing for that" when he is wrong. Or something along those lines. Dale is a fun kind of clash, and when he actually does piss me off, I can just say "Fuck you, Dale, you dumb piece of shit," he'll call me a baby and stick some trolls on me, and then we're cool by the next thread. You and I have clashed over Alex Riley before, #1, and I've managed to come back later and say that you were completely right. But yes, I must have the giant ego problem and the need to be right all the time.

I think the biggest problem is that people can't formulate their thinking processes and it bothers them. They want to explain why they think The Young Bucks are better than Heath Slater, but they can't contextualize that argument, so they freak out. And, this is a completely childish point, but I did say that Ultra Mantis was dead conversation to me, and then he replied with "Don't talk to me anymore!" Um, yeah -- that was basically my point. So much for those ace comprehension skills, huh?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh, shit, I didn't realize there was actual pressure on me to take down that piece of detritus, mike adamle. I kind of try to ignore him, because he's such a fucking gnat. But maybe that will have some sort of tiring effect, which will allow me to deliver finishing blows quicker? I can talk openly about my strategy for ridding the TPWW Universe of mike adamle, because he's so fucking simple that he will read this and still perform to same patterns of behavior.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

the only pressure is from Fan. He needs proof you're ready to start your tag team.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also Fan, you and Noid agree on almost everything. No wonder you'd think anything negative towards him is unwarranted :lol:

What would you think would be a good name for your tag team?

Okay, but here is a problem: Why is it that not agreeing means negativity is warranted? Why can't disagreements just be discussed?

I'm happy with The Troll Stompers, by the way. I think we should have pro-USA motifs somewhere. #1 is a legitimately patriot on the right side of history, and I might be Australian, but I've got to get my pops stateside from somewhere. And when we turn heel, me being foreign is an easy out.

[Mr. Nerfect]

the only pressure is from Fan. He needs proof you're ready to start your tag team.

I feel like this story arc of me needing to prove myself is going to make a fantastic montage one day. I guess you could say it will highlight my "Evolution."

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Okay, but here is a problem: Why is it that not agreeing means negativity is warranted? Why can't disagreements just be discussed?




Yeah I dunno, I just felt like busting Fan's balls.

[Black Widow]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, shit, I didn't realize there was actual pressure on me to take down that piece of detritus, mike adamle. I kind of try to ignore him, because he's such a fucking gnat. But maybe that will have some sort of tiring effect, which will allow me to deliver finishing blows quicker?

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/le-miiverse-resource/images/6/65/Crying_clap_gif.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160216225307

[mike adamle]

Lol I already got rid of Noid once and can easily do it again :lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah I dunno, I just felt like busting Fan's balls.

Your MO. :lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol I already got rid of Noid once and can easily do it again :lol:

Lol, you had nothing to do with me taking my hiatus, petal. It was a lot more the board going Alexa Bliss and Uso-crazy. If you think you had anything to do with it, you need to get that mental illness you don't believe in checked out.

[mike adamle]

Lol, you had nothing to do with me taking my hiatus, petal. It was a lot more the board going Alexa Bliss and Uso-crazy. If you think you had anything to do with it, you need to get that mental illness you don't believe in checked out.

Lol that's even more pathetic. "I can't stand these people like Alexa Bliss and The Usos, I hate you all! I'm leaving!" What a sad excuse of a human being :rofl: Go jerk off to your Jim Cornette posters.

[Evil Vito]

This year's Noid/CyNick TPWWMania main event was pretty fucking awesome. Glad to see TPWW is starting the build to next year's Noid/Adamle main event early.

[mike adamle]

Sorry to say I'm gonna squash him. Again.

[Destor]

This year's Noid/CyNick TPWWMania main event was pretty fucking awesome. Glad to see TPWW is starting the build to next year's Noid/Adamle main event early.

Dale vs rp, swiss and fastaway in a 3 on 1 handicap match will be motn tho

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Lol, you had nothing to do with me taking my hiatus, petal. It was a lot more the board going Alexa Bliss and Uso-crazy. If you think you had anything to do with it, you need to get that mental illness you don't believe in checked out.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol that's even more pathetic. "I can't stand these people like Alexa Bliss and The Usos, I hate you all! I'm leaving!" What a sad excuse of a human being :rofl: Go jerk off to your Jim Cornette posters.

I know you have trouble spelling your own name, but that's not what I said. I said it was them going "crazy." Not liking them. Liking them is fine. The main point is: it had nothing to do with you. I can't even remember you being even irritating before then. Legit, the one mike adamle post I remember is when the real Mike Adamle was discovered to have brain trauma, and someone asked "the real guy or the poster?" and your response was something like "come on man :(" and I laughed, because I wondered how many people had had the same thought.

You're a dickhead, mike. CyNick was at least book smart to the point where he could write full sentences. He just couldn't apply them in a context that made any sense apart from trolling. He was a worthy opponent in the sense that wrestling is a work. You're just an undercard dickhead that selling wouldn't be believable for, and whose promos consist of "you like cum, you're a loser, you're sad, you like cum." I like cum, alright, son -- vaginal cum from the pussy I earn in every town I post in. When you're ready to do something more useful with your mouth, like kiss the ass you're obsessed with, you might earn enough cred to be distinguishable from the least memorable announcer in WWE history not named Jack Korpela.

I look forward to your retort of telling me I like Jim Cornette and think too much. Of course I think too much for you. You get outsmarted by the dog shit you step in then charges you rent for your shoe.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, adamle, Jim Cornette's sperm have more brain cells than you, and better taste as well.

[mike adamle]

I know you have trouble spelling your own name, but that's not what I said. I said it was them going "crazy." Not liking them. Liking them is fine. The main point is: it had nothing to do with you. I can't even remember you being even irritating before then. Legit, the one mike adamle post I remember is when the real Mike Adamle was discovered to have brain trauma, and someone asked "the real guy or the poster?" and your response was something like "come on man :(" and I laughed, because I wondered how many people had had the same thought.

You're a dickhead, mike. CyNick was at least book smart to the point where he could write full sentences. He just couldn't apply them in a context that made any sense apart from trolling. He was a worthy opponent in the sense that wrestling is a work. You're just an undercard dickhead that selling wouldn't be believable for, and whose promos consist of "you like cum, you're a loser, you're sad, you like cum." I like cum, alright, son -- vaginal cum from the pussy I earn in every town I post in. When you're ready to do something more useful with your mouth, like kiss the ass you're obsessed with, you might earn enough cred to be distinguishable from the least memorable announcer in WWE history not named Jack Korpela.

I look forward to your retort of telling me I like Jim Cornette and think too much. Of course I think too much for you. You get outsmarted by the dog shit you step in then charges you rent for your shoe.

I'm not reading that horse shit.

"I know what I'll do! I'll write a novel that I know no one is going to read, and when he responds to nothing I said because it's so goddamn boring no one wants to read it I will claim to be superior and smarter even though alls I'm really good at is annoying people that like things I don't. Let me add in some form of dick or cum reference since I've never touched a vagina so they'll think I'm cool too!" Very pathetic.

[mike adamle]

By the way, adamle, Jim Cornette's sperm have more brain cells than you, and better taste as well.

I bet you would drink Jim Cornette's jizz you fruitcake

[screech]

It was a lot more the board going Alexa Bliss and Uso-crazy.

Not trying to "pile on," but this is pretty ridiculous considering you've admitted to not watching WWE in years.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It wasn't paranoia, it was the USOS!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Not trying to "pile on," but this is pretty ridiculous considering you've admitted to not watching WWE in years.

It's also ridiculous that he'd be so upset over people really digging something that he doesn't.

And if you weren't upset Noid, why would you take a hiatus? lol

I'm honestly perplexed :?:

[mike adamle]

He just can't admit when he's wrong. Very childish.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I also think it's silly cuz you used to write 4 page long book scenarios where Val Venis would be world champion. And nobody up and left the forum cuz of how ridiculous that notion was, because you're a fan and you can feel how you want. Sure, we'd argue the notion, but we wouldn't pitch a fit. I get that you don't think you pitched a fit, but within the confines of our Forum's decorum you kind of did. I'm sure you didn't lose any sleep over it, but you can't blame anyone for equating you taking a hiatus because people like a tag team and a women's wrestler to you being a bit of a whinger.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Dammit Adamle, stop riding my coat-tails hahaha

[screech]

It's just strange to me that you write essays about how you dislike pretty much everything WWE is doing without watching what they're doing.

Also yes, leaving the forum because people are really into a tag team and a lovely laaaadyyyy you aren't into is baffling. Especially since, again, you literally aren't watching what's making you upset (or whatever you are about it).

[Sixx]

2nd fav wwe game

1st being No Mercy I hope?

[mike adamle]

Did anyone ever actually get off of the Alexa Bliss band wagon? If not then why did Noid come back?

[Savio]

By the way, adamle, Jim Cornette's sperm have more brain cells than you, and better taste as well.

ummmmm

[Destor]

1st being No Mercy I hope?

Course

[mike adamle]

ummmmm

That's why he doesn't like Alexa Bliss. Doesn't produce great tasting sperm.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alexa Bliss is insanely overrated in every way. It wouldn't be ridiculous for someone to see everyone jizzing over her and be like "This place is not for me."

[Sixx]

I have no clue who that even is. My knowledge of the women's division is very limited. I know Charlotte Flair, I know that big, fat girl and the black girl who was champion for quite a while I think.

[Destor]

Bliss is good. Not great, but good.

[#1-norm-fan]

She's average in every way. I mean... women's wrestling as a whole is pretty overrated (at least on the main roster) but Alexa especially. And she didn't even have the classics on NXT to make people long for.

[Destor]

Shes gets good reactioms amd she's marketable...its not always about workrate

[Destor]

Prob the best promo in the division...which isnt a huge statement

[#1-norm-fan]

Does she get good reactions? Like... any more than the other women? And what's so marketable about her? The fact that she cosplays?

[Destor]

Yes

[#1-norm-fan]

Well if that's all it is then I stand by the fact that she's incredibly overrated in every way. Dressing up like a comic book character doesn't make her crazy hot or talented. She's like the Young Bucks without the athleticism.

[Destor]

If it works it works

[Shadrick]

EVOLUTIOOOOOOOOONNNN EVOLUTTIIOOOOOOOONNNNNN TAKE IT BACK HOME

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Bliss is good. Not great, but good.

Yep

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Alexa Bliss is insanely overrated in every way. It wouldn't be ridiculous for someone to see everyone jizzing over her and be like "This place is not for me."

Everyone was enjoying her and it is fine for you to not be into her but to be so cynical that youre going to take it personally is utterly ludicrous

[Sixx]

I would check her out, but I get bored with women's wrestling in like 5 secs. Unless it's in the nude. Love me some Annie Social matches. :)

[Fignuts]

Fucking love tpww. This whole thing is mental.

[Simple Fan]

Fucking love tpww. This whole thing is mental.

Damn right. Started with Young Bucks sucking it which produced Cornette jizz and now Alexa is cleaning it up.

[Sixx]

So how about that Hulk Hogan guy?

[#1-norm-fan]

I would check her out, but I get bored with women's wrestling in like 5 secs. Unless it's in the nude. Love me some Annie Social matches. :)

Yeah, don't waste your time. Just think of the most average divas match from the Trish days you can remember and then replace Trish with an average-looking chick trying to look hot by dressing like a comic book character.

Now that I describe it, just imagine really bad softcore porn.

[mike adamle]

Everyone was enjoying her and it is fine for you to not be into her but to be so cynical that youre going to take it personally is utterly ludicrous

And wasn't it only in like two or three threads? It's not like every thread on TPWW was about Bliss or the Usos.

[BigCrippyZ]

If it works it works

Jesus. No wonder WWE is such shit. You have fans who, just like Vince does with creative and his own ideas, will straight up accept mediocrity as something good.

[screech]

I like Alexa Bliss :-\

[Fignuts]

I honestly don't get mike adamle. He makes well thought out posts that genuinely contribute to the discussion, like in the better wrestler threads. But then he'll go into "shisen mode" and start repeating the same unfunny nonsense ad nauseum.

Then again, Stima didn't get me and thought I was an unfunny piece of shit, so it's whatever.

We're all beautiful unique snowflakes.

[Destor]

Jesus. No wonder WWE is such shit. You have fans who, just like Vince does with creative and his own ideas, will straight up accept mediocrity as something good.

Its not mediocrity, its over. If its over its over. That how they make money. My personal enjoyment does matter.

[Destor]

I watch 1 bliss match a month, the crowd is into it though. What more do you want from a worker

[Sixx]

Is she a face or a heel?

[Destor]

Heel

[Sixx]

Good, looks like a smug heel.

[#1-norm-fan]

I honestly don't get mike adamle. He makes well thought out posts that genuinely contribute to the discussion, like in the better wrestler threads. But then he'll go into "shisen mode" and start repeating the same unfunny nonsense ad nauseum.

He's doing the classic Gertner "Sometimes I want to actually discuss wrestling, but then sometimes I'm just trolling to get a rise out of people." thing. It took a while for people to figure out when Gertner was doing which and "get used to it".

[wwe2222]

I am a big Alexa fan. One of the few characters I actually enjoy right now.

[Lock Jaw]

mike adamle used to just be "normal" and then he went all in with Team Gorm and never looked back, even after Gertner and Shisen "reeled it back a bit"................

[BigCrippyZ]

Its not mediocrity, its over. If its over its over. That how they make money. My personal enjoyment does matter.

Accepting something or someone as "over" because a slight majority of the fan base responds, is accepting mediocrity. What has become an acceptable definition of over has become mediocre. You know who was over, more over than Bliss currently, early Trish Stratus, early Lita, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, Chyna, Val Venis, Goldust, Godfather, Godfather's hoes, hell X-Pac was more over, at least for a while.

[Destor]

Apples to oranges. Wrestling was much hotter at the time. No one is rabid over now. Comparing Bliss to the people who currently wear boots amd it quickly clear why she has the push. She is over. More so than those around her, specifically more so than the female heels that work mondays. If there was someone waiting in the wings youd have an argument but there isnt.

[#1-norm-fan]

"She's more over than the other female heels on Raw" also isn't saying much. Is there even another female heel on Raw? lol

[Destor]

Lets say youre right, she's still the best among the crop. You have to push her until someone else gets over.

And yes Jax is on RAW.

[Destor]

Shes doing a better job than anyone else regardless. Carmella and Russevs bird are the only other heels with any heat

[Destor]

Lana? Yes, Lana.

[Destor]

Nattie has no heat.

[Savio]

I like noid but I am still puzzled on why he said Jim Cornettes sperm tasted good.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought Jax was a face now.

[Lock Jaw]

She's not a face, she's just not like most heels

[wwe2222]

Apples to oranges. Wrestling was much hotter at the time. No one is rabid over now. Comparing Bliss to the people who currently wear boots amd it quickly clear why she has the push. She is over. More so than those around her, specifically more so than the female heels that work mondays. If there was someone waiting in the wings youd have an argument but there isnt.

right on.
I don't see what is so hard to grasp here

[Emperor Smeat]

"She's more over than the other female heels on Raw" also isn't saying much. Is there even another female heel on Raw? lol

Emma and Nia. Maybe Alicia as well.

Face side right now is also pretty abysmal since its just Sasha, Dana, and Mickie. Bayley should have been the top star of the division but WWE has done a really terrible job with her since getting called up.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, Maryse is on Raw.

Might as well put the title on her. Who gives a shit if she doesn't wrestle.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, Bayley gets more heat than Bliss.

[Sixx]

Wait, Maryse is on Raw.

Might as well put the title on her. Who gives a shit if she doesn't wrestle.

She's hot as fuck. That's good enough for me to give her the title.

[mike adamle]

Good to see so much love coming from my TPWW Bretheren <3

[wwe2222]

Wait, Maryse is on Raw.

Might as well put the title on her. Who gives a shit if she doesn't wrestle.

Your arguments make no sense. She's clearly over more than the other women. Whether you think she measures up historically to people in the attitude era is irrelevant. She's over now.

[#1-norm-fan]

When the fuck did I compare her to people in the attitude era?

She's more over than Emma and Nia Jax. Congrats to her. lol

[mike adamle]

Random thought: They should pair R-Truth and Charlotte up and give Charlotte a rapping gimmick. She could be called the Horseface Killah. Maybe give her a more edgy character and really let her go all in. Would also breathe new life into R-Truth who can say he's banging Ric Flair's daughter and that greatness is rubbing off onto him, just like he's rubbing off onto her.

[wwe2222]

When the fuck did I compare her to people in the attitude era?

She's more over than Emma and Nia Jax. Congrats to her. lol

You make as much sense as one of Noids 30 paragraph booking ideas

[#1-norm-fan]

So you're not gonna answer my question?

Cool. Wonder why. lol

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

So you're not gonna answer my question?

Cool. Wonder why. lol

Probably meant more comparing her to the ladies of trish's era.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol I didn't make the post about how she measures up to people from the attitude era. It was Crippy.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

ah. I imagine both of you looking like todd petengil, musta been the reason for confusion.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think the new guy was just desperate to join in and be part of the fight club but he made a rookie mistake and then jumped to the "You're like Noid" crutch he's seen so much in order to avoid the embarrassment. I blame you again for making it so desirable.

[Fignuts]

He's not new.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I think the new guy was just desperate to join in and be part of the fight club but he made a rookie mistake and then jumped to the "You're like Noid" crutch he's seen so much in order to avoid the embarrassment. I blame you again for making it so desirable.

:heart::heart::heart:

[#1-norm-fan]

He's not new.

1,303 posts and 4 green dots. In TPWW miles, he's barely been driven off the lot.

[wwe2222]

I've been here 12 years. I just don't bother posting a lot.

[Vastardikai]

I don't post a lot, man. You barely post at all.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Dale vs rp, swiss and fastaway in a 3 on 1 handicap match will be motn tho

I'M HOGAN AND THEY'RE MY KEVIN NASH AND SCOTT HALL.

DALE IS LIKE LEX LUGER IN THIS SCENARIO.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/all/2017/08/005_steveaustinbsr--644d436ab30b57ca071de40604b8aff3.jpg

[BigCrippyZ]

She's hot as fuck. That's good enough for me to give her the title.

:lol:

Sadly you're serious.

[Sixx]

Like I said, I don't watch womemn's division so I honestly don't care.

[Sixx]

Is their belt still shaped like a butterfly?

[BigCrippyZ]

No one is rabid over now.

That's the problem. And it's not "because of the times". It's simply a cop out that folks who don't know what works but think they do say as an excuse.

By all means though, keep claiming that no one should be expected to be as over as the folks in the "Attitude era". Like it's some kind of unrealistic ideal. No one could be Austin or Rock, sure, that's a given, but the main event folks (i.e., folks holding "world" titles, like Bliss, etc.) of today, if they're truly over and talented, should be getting over as well as the low or midcarders of that era were, and no one on the roster now who is truly full time is even close to the midcarders or even most of the lower card guys.

[BigCrippyZ]

Apples to oranges. Wrestling was much hotter at the time.

You know who else clings to this idea. Idiots working in WWE, as well as WWE fans, who accept mediocrity as good, or at least adequate entertainment.

[Sixx]

I only remember him teaming up with that cornow-wearing rat.

Oh, by the way. White people should never wear cornrows.

[Tom Guycott]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/all/2017/08/005_steveaustinbsr--644d436ab30b57ca071de40604b8aff3.jpg

Is it bad I thought Pac was Justin Credible for a minute?

[Sixx]

Yah, first time I've seen Waltman bald.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I'M HOGAN AND THEY'RE MY KEVIN NASH AND SCOTT HALL.

DALE IS LIKE LEX LUGER IN THIS SCENARIO.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's also ridiculous that he'd be so upset over people really digging something that he doesn't.

And if you weren't upset Noid, why would you take a hiatus? lol

I'm honestly perplexed :?:

It was the hyperbolic nature of it all. There was no one to discuss wresting with, and it got simultaneously both boring and frustrating. How can no one get how it's possible to like things without overblowing them. There's enthusiasm and optimism, and then there's just a disconnect from reality.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not reading that horse shit.

"I know what I'll do! I'll write a novel that I know no one is going to read, and when he responds to nothing I said because it's so goddamn boring no one wants to read it I will claim to be superior and smarter even though alls I'm really good at is annoying people that like things I don't. Let me add in some form of dick or cum reference since I've never touched a vagina so they'll think I'm cool too!" Very pathetic.

You read it. You read it all, you dirty boy. And as someone who reads all my work, you know that I've never claimed to be "superior" or "smarter". I am superior to you, but that is by default of you lowering yourself with far-reaching and desperate attempts at trolling.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I also think it's silly cuz you used to write 4 page long book scenarios where Val Venis would be world champion. And nobody up and left the forum cuz of how ridiculous that notion was, because you're a fan and you can feel how you want. Sure, we'd argue the notion, but we wouldn't pitch a fit. I get that you don't think you pitched a fit, but within the confines of our Forum's decorum you kind of did. I'm sure you didn't lose any sleep over it, but you can't blame anyone for equating you taking a hiatus because people like a tag team and a women's wrestler to you being a bit of a whinger.

And I've admitted how I was wrong for that. And people did used to give me shit. Like, all the time. It didn't bother me, because it's the internet -- that sort of shit happens. There was the feud with Kane Knight, but I didn't lose any sleep over it. It was more of a small hobby to argue with him for the sake of arguing.

You're acting as if people need to be the same thing for their entire lives and can't learn new things or get smarter about things. Also, it was my hiatus. I can blame whatever the fuck I want for it. You don't get to tell me why I decided to leave, you patronizing cunt. That's entirely my decision. I left because these boards got, frankly, vapid. That is my perception. I don't need love or sympathy for it, and I honestly expect people to be offended. That's their right.

You can call me whatever you want, but given the amount of times I've explained it to you, I'm disappointed you can't understand the difference between someone saying "I like this" and "this is the best thing ever," and why it becomes hard to talk to people who can't separate their subjective tastes from a more rounded conversation. And that type of conversation is not for everyone. That is why I left, to go and find it. There's no right and wrong with it.

I can say that Heath Slater deserves to be the World Champion and people can tell me to fuck off for it. That's fine with me. But if they can make a case why he shouldn't, and I can make a case why he should, that is where the discussion happens. That is where your Val Venis thing falls apart, because people did tell me why it sucked all the time, and that was whatever. They were right, by the way. When I said the Broken Matt Hardy stuff sucked giant donkey testicles, I got told that I was stepping on people's opinions? What about my opinion that it sucks giant donkey testicles?

Honestly, some of you guys are big fucking babies. If you don't like what I say, don't read it, don't respond, shake it off or prove me wrong. All of that is doable, but you'd rather just say "Noid, you're a fucking bummer. Why can't you just...not talk about stuff?" And you act like taking a break from a wrestling forum is like walking out on a job. I don't have to post here. It's so unreasonable for you to act like someone deciding not to post here is throwing a tantrum or something. Posting here isn't the default condition of life, haha. It's an optional thing. When I didn't want to participate, I didn't participate. Boo-hoo?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like noid but I am still puzzled on why he said Jim Cornettes sperm tasted good.

It's the one insult adamle has, so I took it and owned it, because I guarantee that tasting Jim Cornette's sperm would be a more pleasant experience than spending five minutes with mike adamle. And he's proven he's got nothing, because he followed it up with "I bet you would drink his sperm, you fruitcake." Great play, mike -- great play.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Alexa Bliss is insanely overrated in every way. It wouldn't be ridiculous for someone to see everyone jizzing over her and be like "This place is not for me."

You're a logical man, #fan, but as great as you are, it's sad that something that should be so simple to grasp is alien to some people around here.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

And I've admitted how I was wrong for that. And people did used to give me shit. Like, all the time. It didn't bother me, because it's the internet -- that sort of shit happens. There was the feud with Kane Knight, but I didn't lose any sleep over it. It was more of a small hobby to argue with him for the sake of arguing.

You're acting as if people need to be the same thing for their entire lives and can't learn new things or get smarter about things. Also, it was my hiatus. I can blame whatever the fuck I want for it. You don't get to tell me why I decided to leave, you patronizing cunt. That's entirely my decision. I left because these boards got, frankly, vapid. That is my perception. I don't need love or sympathy for it, and I honestly expect people to be offended. That's their right.

You can call me whatever you want, but given the amount of times I've explained it to you, I'm disappointed you can't understand the difference between someone saying "I like this" and "this is the best thing ever," and why it becomes hard to talk to people who can't separate their subjective tastes from a more rounded conversation. And that type of conversation is not for everyone. That is why I left, to go and find it. There's no right and wrong with it.

I can say that Heath Slater deserves to be the World Champion and people can tell me to fuck off for it. That's fine with me. But if they can make a case why he shouldn't, and I can make a case why he should, that is where the discussion happens. That is where your Val Venis thing falls apart, because people did tell me why it sucked all the time, and that was whatever. They were right, by the way. When I said the Broken Matt Hardy stuff sucked giant donkey testicles, I got told that I was stepping on people's opinions? What about my opinion that it sucks giant donkey testicles?

Honestly, some of you guys are big fucking babies. If you don't like what I say, don't read it, don't respond, shake it off or prove me wrong. All of that is doable, but you'd rather just say "Noid, you're a fucking bummer. Why can't you just...not talk about stuff?" And you act like taking a break from a wrestling forum is like walking out on a job. I don't have to post here. It's so unreasonable for you to act like someone deciding not to post here is throwing a tantrum or something. Posting here isn't the default condition of life, haha. It's an optional thing. When I didn't want to participate, I didn't participate. Boo-hoo?

I think this is the first time ive seen you admit you were wrong. If you did before i missed it.

You are henceforth absolved of your crimes agnst wrestling forum decorum

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm still always right, if that helps

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Yeah that is cool

[Simple Fan]

Mandy Rose looking like Trish. Honestly haven't seen her in anything other than Tough Enough so I don't know how she is in the ring.

https://www-wwe-com.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w1000/www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_ml/public/all/2017/09/20170908_Trish_Split--6e54de7501dd3c48b7c21b87dbc8539c.jpg

[Sixx]

Eh, she doesn't really look like Trish. Except for the hair and boobs, which you could say about probably 2/3 of the roster.

[Simple Fan]

Eh, she doesn't really look like Trish. Except for the hair and boobs, which you could say about probably 2/3 of the roster.

Fooled Trish as she thought it was a rendering of her for a video game or something she was scanned for recently.

[screech]

Girl on the left is super orange, weird

[Sixx]

Girl on the left is super orange, weird

Hulk Hogan borrowed her his lotion.

[Lock Jaw]

The one time I saw Maria in person she was so orange that I was literally "taken aback" by it and couldn't notice anything else.

[BigCrippyZ]

The one time I saw Maria in person she was so orange that I was literally "taken aback" by it and couldn't notice anything else.

Spray tanning tends to make people look orange.

[Sixx]

Spray tanning tends to make people look orange.

You would know, wouldn't you, orange guy in a wheelchair? :naughty:

[screech]

I mean, I know what causes it. But it's still jarring to see real people looking like that.

[Destor]

You know who else clings to this idea. Idiots working in WWE, as well as WWE fans, who accept mediocrity as good, or at least adequate entertainment.feel free to book them out of the hole then.

[BigCrippyZ]

feel free to book them out of the hole then.

It's not just the writing and booking (though that is the biggest problem). I'd also cut a lot of the dead weight in terms of the talent who are okay just being in WWE and don't care what they do as long as they get paid and are put on the show in some capacity. A lot of wasted talent and potential on the roster because some talent simply don't care and/or don't have the balls to pull an Austin, Punk, HBK, Heyman, Kurt, Jericho, Rock, Taker, and tell the folks in charge what's up.

[BigCrippyZ]

You would know, wouldn't you, orange guy in a wheelchair? :naughty:

:lol:

[BigCrippyZ]

I mean, I know what causes it. But it's still jarring to see real people looking like that.

It really is. It's also so obvious and fake looking, I don't really get why people do it. I know WWE talent don't have a ton of free time, but I'd rather be pale or just get some actual sun that look like that.

[Destor]

It's not just the writing and booking (though that is the biggest problem). I'd also cut a lot of the dead weight in terms of the talent who are okay just being in WWE and don't care what they do as long as they get paid and are put on the show in some capacity. A lot of wasted talent and potential on the roster because some talent simply don't care and/or don't have the balls to pull an Austin, Punk, HBK, Heyman, Kurt, Jericho, Rock, Taker, and tell the folks in charge what's up.
I dont disagree, but that isnt Bliss's fault. She still the most viable option they have. What would you have them do? Disband until a better option comes along?

[BigCrippyZ]

I'm not saying it's her fault, or that they should just quit. I'm just saying that average or slightly above average talent and writing is now accepted as great because it gets over with a slight majority of fans. She's far from the worst talent sure, and yes, she's got a pretty face and a pretty decent ass for her body type. She's over with a slight majority of people. None of that makes her great or actually over in the grand scheme of things though. It just makes the whole scenario mediocre and people accept this mediocrity as greatness, which is the problem.

[Cool King]

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[Destor]

I'm not saying it's her fault, or that they should just quit. I'm just saying that average or slightly above average talent and writing is now accepted as great because it gets over with a slight majority of fans. She's far from the worst talent sure, and yes, she's got a pretty face and a pretty decent ass for her body type. She's over with a slight majority of people. None of that makes her great or actually over in the grand scheme of things though. It just makes the whole scenario mediocre and people accept this mediocrity as greatness, which is the problem.
I literally said she wasnt great

[Big Vic]

If we judging women wrestlers based on their ass Naomi should still be champ.

[Destor]

Man is she hard to sit through...

[Big Vic]

Or Jojo.......... Jojo should be champ.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I literally said she wasnt great

Great is relative anyway. I mean I've seen her enough to know there's holes in her game, but there's something VERY enjoyable about her. Why not bestow praise upon her for being pretty good at what she does?

The fact that the talent pool is shallow makes her being "decent" stand out more. Sure, it makes her seem better than she is, but the fact that everyone is generic, and she stands out makes it more likely to heap the love onto her. Hell, Edge and Christian were putting her over huge... pretty sure I heard Austin saying he was impressed with her work.

There's work to be done with her, but a lot of people feel there's much to be excited about. She's a relative newcomer, after all... think she only started in 2013.

[Fignuts]

I like her because she has worked very hard to improve, and genuinely cares about her performance. Go back and watch one of her earlier nxt matches and the difference is night and day. She puts on a better performance every time I see her, and I think she is eventually going to become a truly great worker. Reminds me of Trish in that regard.

[Fignuts]

Also believe some people here are downplaying how good her promo and character work are. Not just the promos themselves, but the delivery, her timing, and her facial expressions are all on point. Yes it's a familiar character archtype, but I feel she executes it extremely well.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I think the one thing that's tough with the girls these days compared to Trish and Lita (honestly those two are in a league of their own) is that they could hang with the guys.

No, that doesn't mean they were anywhere near as good technicians, but they seem like they belonged in the shark tank. They had no problems taking a fucking beating and paying their dues, and in those moments when they dished it out, it was believable.

There was a magic those 2 had with their personalities, which while the girls today are better athletes and "wrestlers", they aren't better talents.

Alexa to me at least, isn't completely wooden like the rest of them

[Destor]

Shes def a good promo, best the women have seen in a considerable ammount of time.

[Destor]

Lita was rubbish

[Sixx]

Lita was a skank. Who hasn't she fucked in the locker room?

She should just be a groupie.

[Fignuts]

Honestly, some of you guys are big fucking babies. If you don't like what I say, don't read it, don't respond, shake it off or prove me wrong.

This is a bit of a two way street though. You can easily turn that around say that if you don't like some of the stuff in the industry today, just ignore it. Why get worked up about it when there is so many types of wrestling, so easily accessible?

[Fignuts]

Lita was a skank. Who hasn't she fucked in the locker room?

She should just be a groupie.

According to that list of wrestling rumors, she let the entire wrestling industry pee in her mouth.

[Sixx]

According to that list of wrestling rumors, she let the entire wrestling industry pee in her mouth.

I choose to believe those rumors, just because.

[Emperor Smeat]

GFW announced they are going to hold weekly media conferences and some of the stuff they are going to talk about this week includes what GFW Creative eats for lunch.

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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Lita couldn't wrestle but I still thought she was great. I do get not liking her, but she had an "it" factor

[Lock Jaw]

Her "it" factor was a thong.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

hey man, people gave a shit. And for all her flaws, she worked her ass off, and was a larger than life personality. Girls fucking worshipped Lita.

[Destor]

She was def over, can't argue.

[#1-norm-fan]

This is a bit of a two way street though. You can easily turn that around say that if you don't like some of the stuff in the industry today, just ignore it. Why get worked up about it when there is so many types of wrestling, so easily accessible?

I would personally prefer the awesome stuff come from WWE since they have the money, star power, history and notoriety to make everything feel as big as possible. Yeah, NXT is cool, ROH is decent, New Japan is great, etc. But NXT and ROH don't bring the same aura that the WWE main roster could if it was producing compelling television because that's not where the stars or production is.

I like watching New Japan occasionally but the cultural/language barrier hampers it.

WWE is the only company currently capable of hitting all the check marks so the fact that they've been so complacent and haven't really tried for the past decade and a half is maddening.

[Fignuts]

That's fine. I totally get not being happy with WWE. It's people etting upset and going on rants over stuff they don't even watch that's befuddling to me.

[Savio]

Lita was a skank. Who hasn't she fucked in the locker room?

I believe only didn't fuck Pat Patterson

[Sixx]

As I've mentioned 300 times, I don't watch women's wrestling, but I sometimes saw more Lita than Hardys signs, for what it's worth. Oh and when she would make some top rope move the cheers were massive.

[Sixx]

I believe only didn't fuck Pat Patterson

Why? What do you have against Patt? He'd rammed that pussy bloody.

Bet she even sucked Buck Zumhofe's dick while he was diddling his daughter.

[#1-norm-fan]

Why? What do you have against Patt? He'd rammed that pussy bloody.

Something tells me he wouldn't...

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Something tells me he wouldn't...

"Close your eyes Pat, and imagine it's Steve Lombardi's butthole"

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Was watching a YouShoot with Lanny Poffo the other day and he said he doesn't believe the Pat Patterson/Steve Lombardi rumors. His reason being "Because Steve Lombardi is an ugly motherfucker."

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is a bit of a two way street though. You can easily turn that around say that if you don't like some of the stuff in the industry today, just ignore it. Why get worked up about it when there is so many types of wrestling, so easily accessible?

Some things I do, other things I discuss on a wrestling forum. It's kind of what it's there for.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/4/42/Bret_Hart_in_1988.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20130328220257


Dad bod Bret Hart from 1988

[Sixx]

Something tells me he wouldn't...

I bet if Lita fucked that many guys, she knows a thing or two about role playing.

[Lock Jaw]

Not pasty enough

I had a Hart Foundation poster on my wall as a kid with Dad bod Bret Hart, but he was very pale and pasty in it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That's fine. I totally get not being happy with WWE. It's people etting upset and going on rants over stuff they don't even watch that's befuddling to me.

Most of the stuff I respond to I have watched. I think you've got "I haven't watched regularly" with "I haven't watched a single segment in 2 years." And sometimes I am responding to the points raised themselves, which may not be your thing, but is a perfectly valid form of internet conversation.
"Purple is the best color."
"Do you have evidence to back that up?"
I don't need to have even seen purple to ask that question. That's hypothetical, but I don't have any specific circumstances that you're referring to to respond to.

I can also very freely comment on how uninterested I am in the current product. I've been a wrestling fan for years -- it's hard to just "switch off" to something you used to love. It was a part of my routine for years. Sure, I could just turn myself off completely to the WWE instead of vaguely following it (and it is getting dangerously close to this point), but the fact that something I should be the ripe market for is so emotionally disengaging is a point all on its own.

There's a difference between saying "This sucks and I haven't watched it" and "It sucks that this hasn't made me want to watch it." It may be befuddling to you, but if we're trying to be so sympathetic to the "opinions" of others, mine doesn't really need to make sense to you anyway, right?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lita worked in the sense that she worked. You can't deny that she was over and that's a measure of some level of charisma, whether you think it fickle or not. There were plenty of women who could have gone into a thong and done botchy stuff off the top, but Lita was the one who did it.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Not pasty enough

I had a Hart Foundation poster on my wall as a kid with Dad bod Bret Hart, but he was very pale and pasty in it.

i know this isn't the picture

but he looks like a different person in this pic

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/42dABeFlZh8/hqdefault.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

For some reason I can't find a clip of this...

Back in the late 80's/early 90's WWE did a dating game parody and Bret Hart was one of the bachelors. The lady asks him what kind of wrestling moves he'd use on her and Bret, with all the charm of a serial killer is like "Well, first I'd put you in a sleeperhold. Then I'd pick you up in a fireman's carry... Then I'd take you upstairs and ravage your body." It was awesomely creepy. lol

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

.... #Clips4SaleHitman

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

how did the woman take that?

[#1-norm-fan]

It was great because at first you're like "Oh. Innuendos. So silly and harmless." and then by the time he gets to the "ravage your body" part you're like "What the fuck!?"

[#1-norm-fan]

how did the woman take that?

She slid right off the stage on her vagina.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lmfao

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

According to Bret he had more sex than pretty much Wilt Chamberlain.

[Lock Jaw]

i know this isn't the picture

but he looks like a different person in this pic



Tried to find a pic of my poster, but couldn't........

[Lock Jaw]

For some reason I can't find a clip of this...

Back in the late 80's/early 90's WWE did a dating game parody and Bret Hart was one of the bachelors. The lady asks him what kind of wrestling moves he'd use on her and Bret, with all the charm of a serial killer is like "Well, first I'd put you in a sleeperhold. Then I'd pick you up in a fireman's carry... Then I'd take you upstairs and ravage your body." It was awesomely creepy. lol

Found your clip, though

<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x4agggo?start=521" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4agggo?start=521" target="_blank">The Mating Game [TNT 1986-05-28]</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/WWFOldSchool" target="_blank">WWFOldSchool</a></i>

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Yesssssss

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

hahaha Bret does not want to be talking there.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

it also sounds like Anvil is calling his penis the Anvil.

[#1-norm-fan]

Neidhart pretty golden there right after Hart's creepiness, too.

"Things start happening, pictures start falling off the wall, all kind of things start happening. Heheheheheheh. Romantic things."

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I like how Bret gives a pre-amble that he's an in ring technician and that's why he'd lock the sleeperhold on, followed by the firemen's carry, and ravaging.

[#1-norm-fan]

The great technical wrestling move of ravaging an unconscious woman's body.

[Lock Jaw]

http://static.api6.studiobebop.net/pokemon_data/card_images/Jigglypuff__54_64__Jungle.jpg

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

He'd certainly execute excellently.

[Mr3Maker]

I don't post a lot, man. You barely post at all.

No No...I NEVERRRRRRRRR post...just lie in the weeds. And been here a long time.

[Sixx]

Can someone please explain to me the BROKEN gimmick?

What was that all about? What was so BROKEN? I never really cared, but it's 5am and I got shit to do.

[BigCrippyZ]

Found your clip, though

<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x4agggo?start=521" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4agggo?start=521" target="_blank">The Mating Game [TNT 1986-05-28]</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/WWFOldSchool" target="_blank">WWFOldSchool</a></i>

:lol: Holy shit. This is no doubt the greatest thing Bret Hart has ever done outside of the wrestling ring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can someone please explain to me the BROKEN gimmick?

What was that all about? What was so BROKEN? I never really cared, but it's 5am and I got shit to do.

Matt Hardy went insane and made his hair frizzy with a grey streak in it. He started talking weird because he can't cut proper promos. They then filmed their own angles on their own property. They did this video where Reby threw a fake baby at Jeff (supposed to be Matt's real baby) while they were in Matt's personal wrestling ring, and Matt then gave Jeff a side effect off the apron through a coffee table that they did in slow motion.

Matt then turned up the weirdness, and basically acted like he was the star of some camp melodrama. They involved drones, Matt Hardy's gardener (the gardener's Twitter was easily the best bit), and did backyard garbage matches that were poorly filmed (but that was the point, of course), with special effects. Matt ate ectoplasm at some point. He also developed some new catchphrases by saying things in a funny voice and reworking them time and time again.

[Sixx]

Matt Hardy went insane and made his hair frizzy with a grey streak in it. He started talking weird because he can't cut proper promos. They then filmed their own angles on their own property. They did this video where Reby threw a fake baby at Jeff (supposed to be Matt's real baby) while they were in Matt's personal wrestling ring, and Matt then gave Jeff a side effect off the apron through a coffee table that they did in slow motion.

Matt then turned up the weirdness, and basically acted like he was the star of some camp melodrama. They involved drones, Matt Hardy's gardener (the gardener's Twitter was easily the best bit), and did backyard garbage matches that were poorly filmed (but that was the point, of course), with special effects. Matt ate ectoplasm at some point. He also developed some new catchphrases by saying things in a funny voice and reworking them time and time again.

Uhuh. So it should be #RETARDED Matt Hardy instead. And yes, I've seen some match they did in some woods and had no idea what it was all about. Think they were even jumping off trees.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hmm, that was either from that, or from Jeff Hardy doing his Willow stuff years back. Not sure if he jumped off trees in an actual feud though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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[Destor]

Lol @ bret hart saying his go to move would be choking her ojt and raping her lol

[Sixx]

Oh, one more thing. That DELETE thing?

[Mr. Nerfect]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh, one more thing. That DELETE thing?

I'm not a fan of this stuff, but I think he just says it. He thinks he deletes people because he's some supernatural being?

[Mr. Nerfect]

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[Sixx]

Well, it DOES take a lot to make Jeff Hardy look like the sane one.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I dunno, man, you make up your own mind. I think it's shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Well, it DOES take a lot to make Jeff Hardy look like the sane one.

:lol:

[Sixx]

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Wasn't that considered animal abuse or something?

[Emperor Smeat]

Can someone please explain to me the BROKEN gimmick?

What was that all about? What was so BROKEN? I never really cared, but it's 5am and I got shit to do.

Just Matt getting beaten up badly during a match and when he returned, he suddenly started to act a lot more stranger as if he was "broken."

Jeff got "broken" via a feud he had with Broken Matt leading to Jeff being "deleted" as a Hardy and becoming "Brother Nero." Just like Matt, he also started to act more stranger than usual.

At some point in the story, Matt suffered both from amnesia and got struck by lighting as a way to return him back to normal Matt Hardy.

Last big storyline for the Broken gimmick in Impact involved the Hardys preventing the end of the world by keeping the tag belts. Somehow they also gained teleportation powers when it came to them appearing in other promotions while still with Impact.

[Sixx]

Just Matt getting beaten up badly during a match and when he returned, he suddenly started to act a lot more stranger as if he was "broken."

Jeff got "broken" via a feud he had with Broken Matt leading to Jeff being "deleted" as a Hardy and becoming "Brother Nero." Just like Matt, he also started to act more stranger than usual.

At some point in the story, Matt suffered both from amnesia and got struck by lighting as a way to return him back to normal Matt Hardy.

Last big storyline for the Broken gimmick in Impact involved the Hardys preventing the end of the world by keeping the tag belts. Somehow they also gained teleportation powers when it came to them appearing in other promotions while still with Impact.

How were the TNA ratings back then? Just curious, cause I can't imagine people enjoying this shitstorm.

[Destor]

People liked it ironically

[Sixx]

Motherfucking hipsters.

[Lock Jaw]

The DELETE thing was because originally when Matt Hardy went BROKEN he was feuding with Jeff Hardy, who he called Brother Nero. Matt was saying that Jeff was shaming the Hardy name by being OBSOLETE or something and that Matt should be the sole legacy of the Hardy name, and that Brother Nero must be DELETED.

Brother Nero was then DELETED and Matt continued to use DELETE as a threat against other foes. Then Jeff Hardy somehow became BROKEN too and they were a team again.

[Lock Jaw]

A lot of posts appeared while I was writing that.....

[Destor]

Why are we not having a longer dialogue about bret harts rape scenerio

[Emperor Smeat]

How were the TNA ratings back then? Just curious, cause I can't imagine people enjoying this shitstorm.

Was actually pretty good compared to their usual numbers. They had 3 big episodes based on the Broken and Deletion stuff with the first generating their highest numbers for the year and the most outside interest for the company.

[Emperor Smeat]

Also was a legit top act for Impact considering they've only had 3-4 weeks with better numbers than the final big Broken/Deletion episode since the Hardy's left.

[Sixx]

Why are we not having a longer dialogue about bret harts rape scenerio

Think it would be managable to fuck her in the ass while holding her in a Sharpshooter?

[Sixx]

Also was a legit top act for Impact considering they've only had 3-4 weeks with better numbers than the final big Broken/Deletion episode since the Hardy's left.

Says a lot about TNA fans.

[Vastardikai]

Lita was a skank. Who hasn't she fucked in the locker room?

She should just be a groupie.

You could replace "Lita" with most women wrestlers from but a few years before and nothing would be different.

[Sixx]

Maaan, now I want to be a wrestler when I grow up.

[Sixx]

I bet Bret Hart is the kinda guy that wears his shades while having sex.

[Tom Guycott]

So, Bret Hart takes after Corey Hart?

[Sixx]

Runs in the family.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Saying the ratings were better for TNA is being generous. There was some mild increase, but it's not like they created 500,000 or anything. Basically anyone who watched TNA was joined by a few people who didn't usually watch, but was going to check out the geek show.

What long-term benefit or growth did it offer TNA? None. Absolutely none. It left them in no better and no worse shape than before it had happened -- which was not great.

And yes, the kangaroo stuff would have surely upset some people if they had actually seen it.

[Ultra Mantis]

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Saw this on reddit and it's so weird, it's like Hogan parodying Hogan.

Lost it at the random guy riding his bike into a wall